I guess they should have changed the words to "have consensual intercourse with your significant other and drink your preferred alcoholic beverage of choice."
It's only a matter of time until the "army" in "Timber's Army" is considered offensive and they need to change it too.
Still too offensive. "Play a rousing game of checkers with a woman and drink your beer" oooohh ohhhh oh
The Timbers Non-Violence Group of Accepting all people regardless of age, sexual orientation, race, or creed...... Friends
What if they don't like beer? What about that? What if they prefer wine? Or maybe a cocktail? What if they just want a bottle of water (made of recycled plastic and only using local tap water, of course.)
Seriously though....... they hear "shag your women and drink your beer" and think "THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN!" Who the fuck are these people?
I see them on Twitter constantly, but I've never seen one in real life living where I live, I imagine Portlanders see them all the time though.
It's pretty much always lily white hipsters in their 20s to early 30s with blue hair and big huge glasses.
God forbid these people ever actually experience war, or disease, or famine.... they literally wouldn't know what to do. They'd keep talking about their safe space, but that safe space doesn't actually exist, and humans become primal when they're starving.
I honestly thought that was going to be the story, or that some school banned reference to it. But yeah, SOOOOOOOOO DANGEROUS. The dumb cunt in the story said "really" dangerous. If so I might be the Anti Christ.
I wonder what the people in Chicago would think if they stopped hiding from bullets so we could ask them about danger.
I have a bunch of friends in the Timber Army that argue about this shit not stop. Kind of funny since a lot of people here bitch and argue non stop. Either way, I'll stay out of it and have a Pepsi.
The new Ghost Busterettes would be soooo much better than the original ghost busters because women powers.
