this tops everything you have..

all the wiggers and dorks on myspace DON'T EVEN COMPARE TO THIS. okay, let me explain first. This girl is 20 years old and she is literally obsessed with me. we work together. she has texted me like 10 times (she's had my number for like 12 hours). i actually just got one from her. she actually asked me to come into work early today to see her. don't throw up when you see this, but here is her myspace. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...iendid=40371844:Swoon:

 

:HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: I think I burnt my eyes looking at her picture. And that music, my god...<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>"I think i finally found someone !!! "</div>Poor dogma. :no1:

 

I couldnt see the picture. Can someone post it on here?

 

:no3h my god! when she sent me a friend request, she sent me amessage entitled "hey sexy i found you" :Swoon:

 

Dogma sure is a pimp. :HAHAHA:

 

Sorry Dogma, glad i dont have a girl like this bothering me. By the look of her page, you guys will probably be married in a few months. Hopefully she isnt a crazy b*tch. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Who I'd like to meet:i already found the one id like to meet so i dont really need to meet anyone else, but if you want to add me go ahead</div> :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: Oh, on a different matter, i didnt know you lived in "Spurs" country. Must be hard being a Celtic fan in the middle of all that San Antonio Spurs crap.

 

My eyes are bleeding

 

:no1: :no1: :no1ogma it's your fault, You sexy beast!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pjcolpitts @ Sep 3 2006, 04:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'> Sorry Dogma, glad i dont have a girl like this bothering me. By the look of her page, you guys will probably be married in a few months. Hopefully she isnt a crazy b*tch. :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: Oh, on a different matter, i didnt know you lived in "Spurs" country. Must be hard being a Celtic fan in the middle of all that San Antonio Spurs crap.</div>crap, i didn't read that. pretty scary.yeah, my friends all tell me that the Celtics suck. i just flip them off. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC @ Sep 3 2006, 04:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'> :no1: :no1: :no1ogma it's your fault, You sexy beast!</div>hahaha, i wish i had never gotten a job at h-e-b.

 

I would leave town if I were you Dogma.

 

That thing is hideous.

 

i feel REAL bad for you, dogma. that should never be put on anyone at all..

 

here are all the texts she's sent me:"do you want 2 go out w/ me?""Maybe we could get to know eachother first""Call me later trey" (of course i didn't)"Drive safe""Let me know if you get on myspace" (she told me to look her up)"hey come befo24" don't know what that means"can you come in early 2 see me?" then i told her to stop texting me so much.."ok".<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (kingjamez @ Sep 3 2006, 04:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>That thing is hideous.</div>haha, i sent her page to like 10 people i know, and someone said "is she real?" hahahah i laughes so f'n hard.

 

Her face looks morphed. :brickwall: :brickwall: :brickwall: :brickwall:

 

Jesus christ she's the ugliest sh*t i've ever seen.

BTW, myspace sucks, get facebook.

 

dude just give her a chance, imagine she is someone else when shes givin dome. i know you want some of that

 

Seriously Tony, get a frickin vomit emoticon NOW.That medusoid is so nasty. Is she smart or as dumb as she is fugly?<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nba dogmatist @ Sep 3 2006, 02:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"Call me later trey" (of course i didn't)</div>so your name is trey?

 

It's not like she can help her looks, come on...Just be nice to her Dogma.

 

Sexy

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (kingjamez @ Sep 3 2006, 04:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>That thing is hideous.</div>Ditto. That is just...SCARY.