Tiger a "Cheetah"

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  1. BoomChakaLaka

    BoomChakaLaka Well-Known Member

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    Saw this as the headlines to our local newspaper!

    Perhaps you've heard it before....I just thought it was funny!


    Have a great weekend Blazer Bloggers!



    My prediction is that the Blazers will be fighting to be at 500 on Christmas Day.

    Dismal. Just dismal.

    In order:


    1). Gotta blame it on coaching;
    2). Injuries
    3). KP
    4). Roy
    5). Aldridge
    6). Blazer Dancers
    7). David Sterns
     
  2. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I blame the Blazer Dancers. This crop was pretty ugly.
     
  3. BoomChakaLaka

    BoomChakaLaka Well-Known Member

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    Aren't they the real reason Aldridge hurt is back? And didn't Travis attempt to jump over that blonde dancer - only to break his leg? Damn Blazer Dancers!
     
  4. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    That Blazer dancer who was on that reality TV show a few years back was waaaaay hotter than Ione.
     
  5. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    In terms of blame:

    1) Nate McMillan
    2) Kevin Pritchard
     
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    BenDavis503 Banned User BANNED

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    There are some hot Blazer dancers this year too! Ya'll are crazy.
     
  7. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Dude please, they aren't even a California 7.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Ya, there is 1 or 2, but that's it.
     
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    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    We just need to work out some kinks. We'll be just fine.
     
  10. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Agreed. Once the redhead is gone, the Blazer Dancers will be much less ugly :devilwink:
     
  11. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    You mean with the Blazers Dancers, of course. I'm down with that.
     
  12. alex42083

    alex42083 Thanks Brandon

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    lol damn.. that's harsh.
     
  13. Blazer_Hippie

    Blazer_Hippie Batum getting ballsy!

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    Look, there is "tv hot" and then there's "in-person hot"...a couple are "tv hot", a good percentage of the rest are "in-person hot".

    I personally blame Blaze for not doing a flip dunk even though he's using a trampoline...that is weak sauce! Watching Blaze do lame ass tramp dunks that I could do, must be totally demoralizing for the team during timeouts.
     
  14. anonymous gambler

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    Yeah, the Blazers will be above .500. Have a little faith- my manic depressive friends. We will get through the hiccups of this season and be contenders.
     
  15. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    No way dude, I've seen the Blazer dancers without their makeup on. It's not a pretty sight. Not many of them are very good looking without their "faces" on.
     
  16. BoomChakaLaka

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    Let's get Tiger to come assess our Blazer Dancers!

    ....."cheetah" :tsktsk:
     
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    Dancers . . . it's not their faces I'm interested in. :devilwink:
     
  18. BoomChakaLaka

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    WHAT? You a "cheetah" too GO?

    :pimp:
     

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