OT Tiger Woods arrested for DUI in Florida, police say

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    I drive better than Tiger!
     
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    Just when they say he was starting to come back.
     
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    @HomerLovesKoolAid likes his women like his golf game.. in the mid-80's with a slight handicap.
     
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    He don't look like the come back kid.
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    "They're Greeaat!"...oh wait wrong tiger
     
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    When asked how many drinks he had, Tiger yelled "FOUR!".
     
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    he could only bogey so many holes before drowning himself in drink!
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Now he looks on the level of those herpes biker chicks he was cheating on his hot wife with.

    Dumbass.
     
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    You already know what he was up to from 3-7 am jajajajja
     
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    edit bad joke
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    To attempt a comeback, he began training with John Daly.
     
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    Yours going to think Im an idiot but I actually kind of felt sorry for Tiger when the whole "Skank Merry Go Round" cheating thing broke. Here's a guy who spent his whole life being told his self esteem was tied to hitting a ball with a crooked stick. Was it any wonder when his dad passed away he had problems with self worth? Yeah yeah. I know. There are people in the world with real problems. And anyway, his ex-wife got her dough and justice with a nine iron.
     
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    He deserved punishment but didn't she get hundreds of millions or some absurd amount. Talk about unfair.
     
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    Yeah. It seems to be a symptom of a lot of things. I know a lot of guys who attached their self worth to what they did. And then their marriages fell apart and they lost their houses and over half their shit. I just don't think it's as easy to say, "Oh. He's a cheater. He's a fuckup." It's deeper than that.
     
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    He certainly had a type he wanted to cheat with from what I remember.

    Had the beautiful trophy wife at home and had the bad girls on the side. Reminded me of Deniro in one of those mob movies that did the nasty stuff with his mistresses because he kissed his wife or something like that.
     
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    "Hey guys, I wasn't drunk, I was on drugs!"


    Tiger Woods was arrested on a charge of driving under the influence early Monday near his home in Jupiter, Florida, according to an online Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office report.

    In a statement released Monday evening, Woods said alcohol was not a factor in his arrest, which he said stemmed from an "unexpected reaction" to prescription medication.

    "I understand the severity of what I did and I take full responsibility for my actions," Woods said in the statement. "I want the public to know that alcohol was not involved. What happened was an unexpected reaction to prescribed medications. I didn't realize the mix of medications had affected me so strongly.

    "I would like to apologize with all my heart to my family, friends and the fans. I expect more from myself too. I will do everything in my power to ensure this never happens again.

    http://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/19490176/tiger-woods-arrested-dui-florida
     
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    Probably 100 percent true. I was a witness to a DUI crash where the lady was on prescription pills. Her lawyer told everyone in front of her they got off easy but the HOT pregnant D.A. said she had a great witness (me) so she played hardball. It was funny and shitty at the same time. They all did the same shit as her.
     
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    I still want to be boardie friends ...despite that bad joke.
     
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