South Park explained it better. [video=youtube;D7UKllR0Edo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7UKllR0Edo[/video]
They are the country that blamed TOO MUCH fan support and national pride for their Olympic participants choking on their homecourt.
Old Marc and Jorden were sitting around one day it their new found land and got to thinking how nice and quite it was up there north of the 39th parallel when Marc say" Jorden we need to come up with a name for this here place, ah!" Jorden remarks "We do but what should we call it? Marc thinks for a minute then comes up with an idea " I got this box of wooden letters here from an old word game, ah" "Why done I pull out a couple letter and see what we get, ah." Jorden agreees with that idea and tells Marc if he pulls out a letter he would write it down on a piece of paper so they wouldn't forget it. So Marc shakes up the box to mix up the letter, and starts to pull out letters, he hollers out to Jorden as he pulls out the letters "C ah!" "N ah!" "D ah!"
lets see... we have a tenth of your population and u guys have have 30 medals and we have 15, that makes us badarse. and we have universal health care as well!!! i suggest u drown out your american worries by listening to the hip and meditating on our awesomeness!!! [video=youtube;E_RSJ6xuHbE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_RSJ6xuHbE[/video]
Canada is where I go to meet women from countries other than Canada and the USA. I think that they put it into their Constitution or something. Ed O.
I see. Has Canada every done anything relevant in the world? I might have to visit this place they call...CANADA.
Nevermind, I just read that Canada is such a shit hole that Boner went there to end his own life. America was too good for him to end his life in.
Adams apple? Neck hair? Gold crucifix neck chain? The ass would probably be around Ecuador. So I guess Jamaica is our ejaculate?
It's fun to make fun of Canada, but honestly, it is such a fun place to visit. Other than the miserable weather - living in Vancouver, BC or Toronto would not be a bad thing at all...
