Truck Nutz

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  1. such sweet thunder

    such sweet thunder Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Um, TruckNutz!


    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>How did you come up with this idea?
    Well, when I was a male exotic dancer in 1994 I worked with a man that called himself the Truck. When he would come out on stage he would back up to all the ladies and act like he was "driving" off. When he did, his Nutz would start swinging back and forth and it was just so funny that I had to make them for the entire world to see. Ok. That answer is BS. Let's just say it is amazing what you and your buddies will come up with when your drinking a case of bud and sitting around a camp fire!

    How big are Truck Nutz?
    Well, they are definitely bigger than yours! To be honest they are 6.5" x 4.25" x 3".


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  2. The Return of the Raider

    The Return of the Raider Active Member

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    ha ha ha, I saw these on a truck at Home Depot a couple weeks ago. First time I ever saw them, I was like, WTF?
     
  3. MikeDC

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    Just in time for my anniversary tomorrow! I was really sweating a gift!
     
  4. The Return of the Raider

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MikeDC @ Jul 22 2008, 07:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Just in time for my anniversary tomorrow! I was really sweating a gift!</div>

    LOL!!!

    So what you are saying is, "Honey, may I have my nuts back, please?"
     
  5. Master Shake

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    Lol, whoever has this must be compensating for something. But, it's funny none the less.
     
  6. MikeDC

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Return of the Raider @ Jul 22 2008, 11:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MikeDC @ Jul 22 2008, 07:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Just in time for my anniversary tomorrow! I was really sweating a gift!</div>

    LOL!!!

    So what you are saying is, "Honey, may I have my nuts back, please?"
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    Hell no, I was thinking she'd want an extra pair [​IMG]
     
  7. The Return of the Raider

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MikeDC @ Jul 23 2008, 02:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Return of the Raider @ Jul 22 2008, 11:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MikeDC @ Jul 22 2008, 07:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Just in time for my anniversary tomorrow! I was really sweating a gift!</div>

    LOL!!!

    So what you are saying is, "Honey, may I have my nuts back, please?"
    </div>

    Hell no, I was thinking she'd want an extra pair [​IMG]
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    She would rather have two sets of nuts rather than two of the the thing that is right above them? She can't <u>do</u> anything with 4 nuts.
     
  8. huevonkiller

    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (King Shake @ Jul 22 2008, 10:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Lol, whoever has this must be compensating for something. But, it's funny none the less.</div>

    Funny, coming from you. [​IMG]
     
  9. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Return of the Raider @ Jul 23 2008, 03:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MikeDC @ Jul 23 2008, 02:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Return of the Raider @ Jul 22 2008, 11:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MikeDC @ Jul 22 2008, 07:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Just in time for my anniversary tomorrow! I was really sweating a gift!</div>

    LOL!!!

    So what you are saying is, "Honey, may I have my nuts back, please?"
    </div>

    Hell no, I was thinking she'd want an extra pair [​IMG]
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    I'm sure she'd much rather have two trucks.
    She would rather have two sets of nuts rather than two of the the thing that is right above them? She can't <u>do</u> anything with 4 nuts.
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Jul 23 2008, 05:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (King Shake @ Jul 22 2008, 10:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Lol, whoever has this must be compensating for something. But, it's funny none the less.</div>

    Funny, coming from you. [​IMG]
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    First hand experience?
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_War_Poet_ForLife @ Jul 23 2008, 04:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Jul 23 2008, 05:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (King Shake @ Jul 22 2008, 10:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Lol, whoever has this must be compensating for something. But, it's funny none the less.</div>

    Funny, coming from you. [​IMG]
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    First hand experience?
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    Sorry kid, you lose this time. I meant that Shake posts all day long about stacks of money, cars, and parties. Like he can judge people on that.

    You're a sick man by the way. [​IMG]
     
  11. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    Sorry, thought you were joker
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MikeDC @ Jul 23 2008, 12:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Return of the Raider @ Jul 22 2008, 11:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MikeDC @ Jul 22 2008, 07:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Just in time for my anniversary tomorrow! I was really sweating a gift!</div>

    LOL!!!

    So what you are saying is, "Honey, may I have my nuts back, please?"
    </div>

    Hell no, I was thinking she'd want an extra pair [​IMG]
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    You ever see "The Crying Game?"
     
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  14. The Return of the Raider

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Denny Crane @ Jul 23 2008, 05:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MikeDC @ Jul 23 2008, 12:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Return of the Raider @ Jul 22 2008, 11:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MikeDC @ Jul 22 2008, 07:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Just in time for my anniversary tomorrow! I was really sweating a gift!</div>

    LOL!!!

    So what you are saying is, "Honey, may I have my nuts back, please?"
    </div>

    Hell no, I was thinking she'd want an extra pair [​IMG]
    </div>

    You ever see "The Crying Game?"
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    Unfortunately, yes. lol

    I was unprepared for that one scene too.
     
  15. Denny Crane

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Return of the Raider @ Jul 23 2008, 04:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Denny Crane @ Jul 23 2008, 05:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MikeDC @ Jul 23 2008, 12:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Return of the Raider @ Jul 22 2008, 11:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MikeDC @ Jul 22 2008, 07:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Just in time for my anniversary tomorrow! I was really sweating a gift!</div>

    LOL!!!

    So what you are saying is, "Honey, may I have my nuts back, please?"
    </div>

    Hell no, I was thinking she'd want an extra pair [​IMG]
    </div>

    You ever see "The Crying Game?"
    </div>

    Unfortunately, yes. lol

    I was unprepared for that one scene too.
    </div>

    That's what comes to mind when I hear "she'd want an extra pair" [​IMG]
     
  16. such sweet thunder

    such sweet thunder Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Just in time for Haloween, GLOWING TRUCK NUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!

    [​IMG]
     

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