I like the quote from the house mate. Almost like she was careful not to hurt his feelings, just in case it really was the tattoo he was after.
Or your acupuncturist, or your brain surgeon, or really anyone who is about to stick sharp things into your body. Is someone who draws a penis on your back an "artist"? I like that he misspelled the slur. That's a nice touch. barfo
these are not the tattoos you are looking for.... still, compared to what he wanted... "Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons" it's a toss up as to what is actually worse.