He'll be their cook and then some evil foreign devil will threaten the security of his dictator Vladimir......I've seen that movie....Gary Busey plays the bad guy....Tommy Lee Jones plays harmonica...there's a coup that involves domestic terrorists who are pissed at the liberal govt...yup...ex soldiers killing soldiers because they don't control the military.....sounds familiar.
You know all but one of the martial artists who are movie stars are God awful actors but Steven Seagal is the king of the God awful martial arts actors. It seems a shame to call him an actor because he clearly is not. In fact, he literally wrenched that title from Chuck Norris and took it home with him, something I had thought was never in a Million years possible.
Let's not overlook Jean-Claude Van Damme. I would like to see an "Act-off" between the two of them. Has one been filmed yet?
Obviously, he had Mr. Putin control that. Next thing he should do is change his name to one with a Russian flavor such as Segalsovich. .