He's a little far out there, but the kid Owen Troyer or whatever his name was actually kills it out there.
“I warned Mr. Trump to be careful of shape-shifting reptilian aliens trying to infiltrate his campaign,” said Jones on his radio show “Info Wars.” “I believe that many of Hillary Clinton’s health problems are down to the fact that her reptilian DNA is having a hard time adapting to our environment.”
Not to mention, juice boxes make you gay. I can state unequivocally I have never used juice boxes, so I guess I was just born this way. Would the opposite work? Would juice boxes make me straight? Aside from being environmentally unfriendly, another reason to avoid. I am still waiting to see Obama's secret Muslim husband. Unless they are still saying Michelle is a man in disguise?
Where have I been hiding? I have never heard the juice box theory before. We used to put those things in our kids' lunches and they all turned out straight.
You just THINK they are straight. They are secret lizard people who are secretly married to secretly gay Muslims and YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT!!!!!