Warmup: Umair15 vs. Carter

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  1. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    This will be a warmup between us two

    Limit: 2 verses each ( I am a little busy, I just want some practice in before the tourney)
    Stuipulations: None, just bragging rights

    Carter goes first since he is the former winner and I am the challenger. So whenever you're ready Carter, you can go.
     
  2. Iggy

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    LOL, dude did you even PM him about this? You cant just start a battle if he hasnt agreed to it. But I won't butt in.
     
  3. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    No we both talked about getting a warmup in, but we kinda agreed to battling in the actual tourney, but it seems as if we cant, so I guess we can do a warmup.
     
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    It's funny how one Post revived all of JBB's love for Keystyling. Thanks Mr.J.
     
  5. Legacy

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    Umair thinks he has balls calling out me
    Punk, I'm Carter not vcwannabe
    You T-mac and I'm Kobe
    I'm the greatest and you keep getting injured
    And now you sit on the bench and get blisters
    Umair haven't you learned your lesson not to mess with fire
    I'm new and improved with a brand new desire
    After this rap battle you might as well retire

    I'm busy so I did this quick.
     
  6. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    Hand me the MIP Award, I am improving so much
    You can call me Tmac cuz I am the best when it comes to clutch.
    You need to quit, that is something I highly recommend
    You're a lonely bitch cuz myspace and jbb are the only place where you get a friend
    Carter is so shocked he might get a heart attack reading this flow
    When I beat Carter everyone will be like "whoa!"
    I am like Kobe when it comes to rapping
    this lines are so sick the crowd needs to give me a hand clapping
    Always be on caution he might be like Osama on TV holdin' a gun
    This isn't even my best, its yo boy Umair coming for that number one
     
  7. Legacy

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    Umair is a loser he doesn't even have a flow
    The dude is 5 foot 2, he sure needs to grow
    Umair you have improved that's a fact
    You have practiced and made an impact
    But son you still ain't good, the look at Pakman's face is concern
    Because after this rap battle you aren't gonna return
    Cause against me you keep getting burned
    I beat you once and I could do it again
    After I beat you I'll pull out the champagne
    When this battle ends I'll leave you black and blue
    As if you were GotSkillz ninety two
     
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    The last 2 rhymes were you're best ones and you didnt even diss your opponent
     
  9. Legacy

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    <div class="quote_poster">GotSkillz92 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">The last 2 rhymes were you're best ones and you didnt even diss your opponent</div>

    Yes, but I dissed a bigger douche. [​IMG] just playing
     
  10. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    <div class="quote_poster">Carter Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Umair is a loser he doesn't even have a flow
    The dude is 5 foot 2, he sure needs to grow
    Umair you have improved that's a fact
    You have practiced and made an impact
    But son you still ain't good, the look at Pakman's face is concern
    Because after this rap battle you aren't gonna return
    Cause against me you keep getting burned
    I beat you once and I could do it again
    After I beat you I'll pull out the champagne
    When this battle ends I'll leave you black and blue
    As if you were GotSkillz ninety two</div>

    Might be 5'2'' but got a big meat
    Little kids like you dont even know the mean of skeet skeet
    You think you've improved but your lines are still like sh*t
    Might as well save some embarassment so I suggest you quit
    You say Tmac gets hurt, yet we dont need him to win a game
    Yet yall are still 2 games under .500, now thats a shame
    The name is Umair, just like the Rockets, always on top
    Carter you're looking stupid trying to battle me so I suggest you just stop
    Copying lines from NTC, he is a line stealer
    I thought I was the theif, but he sure is a cheater.
    The name is "The Keystyle King"
    About to do him up like my boy Yao Ming
     
  11. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    Start Voting!!!!!!!
     
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    Well this was a very interesting battle. Carter started off a weak verse that really had no point but Umair was definetely better due to more complexity, use of words, and sending a message. He didnt rhyme simply like carter did with flow glow, vcwannabe and out me? Carter 2nd verse was simple as well with no impact on the battle. he actually complimented umair too which is a no-no. Umair's 2nd verse had better disses and like I said better use of words instead of just using simple words. My vote goes to Umair 15.
     
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    I'm going with Umair15 on this one. His rhymes although nothing spectacular were consistent and he always had at least one good punch line in each verse.
     
  14. Legacy

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    Umair, if you win this rap battle. I want a rematch after the tourney, unless we meet in the finals. The series will be best 2 out of 3.

    So far I have 1 win and if you win this it will be tied and the final battle will be after the tourney.
     
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    [​IMG] both of you are wack imo
    but Umair's second verse was starting to get SOMEWHAT less wack.
    VOTE: Umair
     
  16. Mr. J

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    <div class="quote_poster">Carter Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Umair, if you win this rap battle. I want a rematch after the tourney, unless we meet in the finals. The series will be best 2 out of 3.

    So far I have 1 win and if you win this it will be tied and the final battle will be after the tourney.</div>
    Sorry, but I found this hilarious.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">MrJ Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Sorry, but I found this hilarious.</div>

    If they meet in the finals, there should be an investigation.
     
  18. Karma

    Karma The Will Must Be Stronger Than The Skill

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    <div class="quote_poster">MrJ Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Sorry, but I found this hilarious.</div>

    Without wanting to offend Umair (or Carter for that matter) and set him off on one of his Umair-style arguing rampages (remember the Battle discussion thread of the Summer tourney?), I have to agree [​IMG]
     
  19. Trip

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    Why would y'all vote in this thread and not the one with me and Gotskillz?
     
  20. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    Only 2 more votes to end this. I am up 3-0. Things look good for the tourney
     

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