Science 'We Don't Know a Planet Like This': CO2 Levels Hit 415 PPM for First Time in 3 Million+ Years

We'd better reverse Trump's stupid decisions on this damn soon.

 

Too many people. Forced population control is the only possibly and effective remedy.

 

we could just nuke LA and that would put a huge dent in the problem.

 

Nope. We need to basically half the population to make a dent.

Most of the problem is in the 3rd world and China.

 

You're going to run into big time trouble with the Right-To-Lifers.

 

Remember the disintegration chamber in one episode of the original Star Trek series? Your lottery number comes up and you step into the chamber and get your molecules disassembled. We’d have to make sure that none of them combined into CO2, but I think they were onto something.

 

They all moved to LA!

 

Open borders!

 

Open airports! Greedy realators! promises of stardom!

 

Can I volunteer someone for the chamber?

 

Sadly, it seems to be entirely ineffective on people with an orange complexion.

 

Where's Thanos when you need him?

 

Fucking Thor.

 

And here I always thought that they were the ones who liked to nuke shit.

 

Turns out trees convert carbon dioxide into oxygen. Who knew? We should plant some more of those things.

 

Humans turn oxygen into carbon dioxide. We should have less humans.