A huge fat man was reading the sunday news paper. Disturbed and at wits end with his fatness he read a add. explaining:had trouble with all those other diets!Try ours at introductory price $50 level 1 if u don't loose 10lbs on day of visit we'll refund your money with a smile on your face! Fat and depressed knowing it couldn't hurt to try he went to the address the next day. He walked in seeing the hottest receptionist you'd ever seen. She asked what level he'd like today. Not having much money fatty said i'll see how well this works and do level 1. He handed over 50 bucks and was sent to a room where an average looking big breasted women locked the door behind him and said "if u catch me u get to F*** me." It being several years since even being touched he ran his little heart off! After 1 and an half hours he finally caught her and had his way with her. With a fat smile he walked home a happy man.The next week he went to the address again seeing the menu of levels 1,2,3,4,and super5. Happy with the 15 pounds he shed with level 1 he thought level 3 $250 i'll loss a kinds of weight! Directed to a room he found 2 hotties of perfection!They lock the door & said the same as level 1 did, 4 hours later his fat ass finally caught them and the same action took place only 32 pounds were lost this time. FINALY THE NEXT WEEK he goes in and demands the super5 $1000 level because he knows he'll probablyy lose 100lbs because the other levels he lossed a total of 47lbs. He's directed to a room were the door is locked and a great huge tattoed hairy guy says "If I catch you I can FA-Q as many times as I please"
