I got this guy who every night goes throughout the neighborhood with his leaf blower just blowing dirt. Every. Night. It’s just bizarre. Anybody else have weird neighbors?
I've got this guy - don't know what his weird-ass deal is. Every night, he watches me while I'm out rearranging the dirt with my blower. Every. Night. barfo
My old neighbor would refuse to get his lot plowed when it snowed, he would stay up all night, in a snowstorm, driving around his property in his vehicle ‘patting down’ the snow with his tires. He’d do intricate paths to all the garages and outbuildings, and not just two wheels wide. He’d make a pass, move over a tire width and go again, then repeat until the tracks from left wheels met the ones from the right wheels, essentially making an entire two vehicle-wide patted down path. All night long around and around, chasing his tail while the snow filled in the passes he’d already made so he’d go back over them. It annoyed the fuck out of everyone with the sound of his truck and the headlights intermittently shining into their windows. He owned a tractor with a bucket too, which is crazy for him not to just use that. In the summer he’d piss everybody off with that tractor though, scraping the same gravel paths incessantly into the night.
I could write a novel about the family that lived next d00r to me for the first 20 years. Hoarder mom, crazy sons, physical fights, elder neglect, forced eviction...tons of weirdness.
I gather the people who used to have.my house were like that. Demented grandmother and drug using grandchildren. House now owned by crazy lady who has long conversations with her cat.
I would take you as a neighbor over that family 8 days a week. Especially if you shared baked goods, and allowed me to also occasionally converse with your cat.
This lady down the street from me is married to some douchebag that goes by the name HCP. She's always coming over when he's out of town. It's a bit strange, but I enjoy it.
