<font face="Comic Sans MS" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I</span></font> <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="black"><span style="color: black fontfamily Comic Sans MS">rear-ended a car this morning. I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it! He was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!" So I said, "Well, then, which one ARE you?"</span></font>
Im not going to lie, that took me a good thirty seconds after reading the joke twice to understand....hahaha</p>