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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    No hokey shit like World Peace or a COVID cure or whatever.

    REAL ACTUAL ITEMS YOU CAN BUY AT A STORE.
     
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    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    A pair of yeezi’s
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Do you have the Adidas Confirmed app? They just released some black and red ones, which looked pretty sharp. They are great shoes.
     
  4. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    The new M1 Macbook Air
     
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    oldfisherman Unicorn Wrangler

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    Soooo many modern products to choose from that make our lives easier.

    Top of my list is an indoor spittoon.
     
  6. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    What I want is for my wife to give me permission to give great gifts to my relatives by marriage. I probably won't get it.
    Next is a great computer.
    After that comes a larger screen TV than my current 46" TV because my eyesight will never get better, it only gets steadily worse.
    Then will come the flowers that we're going to decorate on some graves of our loved ones.
    Last will come a prime rib dinner with a rotisseried wagyu prime rib roast. Which reminds me, I can now have food that is high in potassium because of a new potassium binder medication that I got prescribed by my dialysis doc. This means I can have asparagus, potatoes, tossed salad with tomato and baby artichoke heart, even orange juice which includes screwdrivers.
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    A urinal with "COVID-19" printed in it.
     
  8. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Hey, you should embrace being home with your children. Me and my wife have no children and you don't know how lonely we are without children of our own. Having your own children makes you one of the luckiest people on earth.
     
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    World Peace and a covid cu....oh shit....I gotta take el prez off ignore again! I got my Xmas gift....my Martin guitar....it's all I need except for this ashtray....and this lamp... a small fortune and a new identity
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Nice of you to ask. I'd like a Bugatti, please.

    barfo
     
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    You could've adopted Lanny! You'd probably have been a great dad!
     
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    Both my parents were dust bowl era orphans...they met their biological parents after they were adults
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    A small fortune? A new identity? You've come to the right place, my man. Tell me, how do you feel about distributing drugs?
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    I rode shotgun for a mail truck driver who shacked up with a Vietnamese woman. He got her pregnant shortly before leaving the country and left suddenly. Ugliest piece of shit I ever encountered.
    I really liked the Vietnamese and wanted to volunteer at an orphanage but got my orders for emergency reassignment stateside when my father suddenly died in a tragic fishing accident in the lower Deschutes. My brother was with him when it happened and witnessed the whole terrible event. He was beside himself with grief.
     
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    yankeesince59 "Oh Captain, my Captain".

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    There's really nothing that I need or want but the title question reminded me of my fav Xmas song...his girl is not only a looker but she can wail !

     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    I knew my father well. We could communicate without talking. He would gladly have given his life if he knew it would save mine. In this instance it may well have saved my life since I had just volunteered to be a helicopter door gunner. Hey, I was 20 years old and never said I was very bright.

    I believe that if guys like Trump had done their duty perhaps I wouldn't have had to go and faced this horrific life long 100% disability. Oh the choices the youth make.
     
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    and ........a quality bong.
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    You're now Nick Pappagiorgio from Yuma

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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Merry Christmas
     
  20. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Oh you are Asian? You know who @EL PRESIDENTE is! 5’5”, black hair about 160 lbs?
     
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