I really hate Mourinho, but his quotes are damn funny! although most of them are just irrational & arrogant claims. He has got the ability to say stupid things and make them look clever and himself look smart. This is my favorite one: "We have top players and, sorry if I'm arrogant, we have a top manager"
"I saw their players and manager go for a lap of honour after losing to us in their last home game. In Portugal if you do this, they throw bottles at you." - on Manchester United Wonder if Aaron wants me to post a clip of that?
