https://www.yahoo.com/news/white-house-lockdown-reporters-being-152600459.html The White House is on lockdown after a suspicious package was found out front. A bomb?
You can't have my social security number, but you can have my address: Fourscore and seven years ago, our forefathers brought forth blah blah blah... barfo
Ah, ok. It's 000-00-0002. I'll always be jealous of Marzy for getting 0001 (but he did get in line a couple hundred years sooner). barfo
Have it your way. There will be a knock on your door at your Gettysburg address sometime in the middle of the night on a date to be determined. Don't expect any kid gloves. I trust you're familiar with walking the plank. Almost forgot, you have your choice between the plank and being keelhauled since it's your first offense. After that it's a month in the brig on bread and water. The usual allotment of grog is being denied during this punishment period. If you comply then you may resume your Cuba Libres, mai tais, daiquiris, hot buttered rums, hurricanes. zombies and Long Island iced teas, not to mention grog.
