Who Would Win in a Fight: Psycho T or Birdman?

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Who would win?

  1. Birdman, Birdman

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  2. Psycho T

    76.5%
  1. NOVoodoo

    NOVoodoo Kickin it in 2525

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    This might be the dumbest thread I've started, but let's be real here, we've probably all considered this one since the shove.

    Birdman's a scary lookin dude, but behind the tats, the mohawk, and the athleticism, he's not a particularly big guy. Hansbrough isn't the biggest guy in the world either, in fact, he's undersized both height and muscle-wise for his position, yet he's still effective, because the guy's a beast and a workhorse.

    I don't know why Hansbrough backed down initially. Maybe he was intimidated or maybe he was being smart about the whole thing, but whatever the case is, I think if the fists started flying, it'd wind up with Hansbrough putting the Birdman on the floor.

    Going on what Psycho T's former teammates like Ty Lawson and Wayne Ellington have said, as well as the UNC trainers, Psycho T has earned his nickname. It's impressive when your NBA-caliber teammates say they've never been around a guy that goes that hard on every single play.

    Between the guy that plays above the rim and the guy that plays below the rim, I'll take the guy who's under the rim.

    Any thoughts on this stupid scenario?
     
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  2. GriLtCheeZ

    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    I'd go with Phycho T as well. He's got 22 pounds on Birdman.

    Tale of the tape:

    Anderson
    Height: 6'10"
    Weight: 228
    Wingspan: 7'

    Hansbrough
    Height: 6'9"
    Weight: 250
    Wingspan: 6'11.5
     
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  3. Further

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    Looks like I'm the only one saying birdman. Psycho T has a bit of what Noah has, the super-emotional-player craziness. But that craziness seems like it might not work in a fight. When punches are flying you need to remain collected, I think Birdman would be more up that alley.
     
  4. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Birdman. He's just crazy enough to go for TH's balls with his teeth. That right there should end the fight.
     
  5. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Would Birdman be on meth?
     
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    The assumption is, yes.
     
  7. KeepOnRollin

    KeepOnRollin Well-Known Member

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    Birdman is certifiably crazy. Psycho T just plays crazy on TV.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Then I'd go with Birdman.
     
  9. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    The OP never said anything about Birdman going to rehab before the fight.
     
  10. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Psycho T. He just has that crazy look in his eyes. Birdman, to me, seems like behind the tats and the hair, he doens't have much. I think Psycho T would be faster.
     
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    Well yeah, Psycho T would be faster. Many drugs slow and impair your functionality. I just think The drugs would give Birdman unrelentling ability to continue through the eating until he pulls something site and atrocious for the win. Think MTV's Deathmatch. He gets PT down and uses his beak to rip PT's heart out. Something cray cray.
     
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    Birdman and remain collected in the same sentence does not compute. Birdman is no where near that alley.
     
  13. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Hansbrough - and it wouldn't be close. Birdman is old and a false tough guy who usually picks on smaller guards - like KG. Hansbrough is younger, stronger, faster and can take a punch.

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