Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Draft lottery edition

It’s back, bitches and bitchers. The Blazers absolutely fucked themselves this season, but you can’t win the lottery if you don’t play. Most likely these fucktards fall, but hope springs eternal, and it is spring, after all. Love all you guys

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Joe's for picking a guy who was almost undrafted in the second round to land us the highest pick possible...the ill advised reverse jinx! Ayton is the number one pick on our roster...

 

LaRue Martin. Permanently jinxed Blazers #1 picks.

 

I blame the City of Chicago.....be the last fucking city Id's trust with a lotto of any kind.

 

It's no one's fault. We're winning the lottery baby. Go Blazers!!

 

Ping-pong balls are the problem. If the NBA wanted to do it right, they would use basketballs.

 

Bert and Jody

 

2025 NBA Draft Lottery odds
Odds to have No. 1 pick

• Utah Jazz (17-65) regular-season record): 14%
• Washington Wizards (18-64): 14%
• Charlotte Hornets (19-63): 14%
• New Orleans Pelicans (21-61): 12.5%
• Philadelphia 76ers (24-58): 10.5%
• Brooklyn Nets (26-56): 9%
• Toronto Raptors (30-52): 7.5%
• San Antonio Spurs (34-48): 6%
• Houston Rockets (pick via Phoenix Suns): 3.8%
• Portland Trail Blazers (36-46): 3.7%
• Dallas Mavericks (39-43): 1.8%
• Chicago Bulls (39-43): 1.7%
• Sacramento Kings (40-42): 0.8%
• San Antonio Spurs (pick via Atlanta Hawks): 0.7%

 

Such a loser mentality to throw games to gain 10 more ping pong balls out of 100.

 

The chilled envelope and David Stern's ghost

 

Win or lose I’m blaming the BALLS!

 

It'll be the illuminati, always is and there's just no way around it.

 

I blame Toumani Camara, This guy is a great defender, but he can't stop all of the other lottery teams from picking before us. I'd also like to take this opportunity to blame the number 11, which is where I feel we will be drafting

 

the ghost of the 2007 lottery strikes again!
utah slides to No. 5 in worst-possible scenarioAfter suffering through 65 losses this season, Danny Ainge was hoping to get a higher pick in the May draft. AP Photo/Elise Amendola
Blazers, just like the Jeffersons, are MOVIN' ON UP BABY!!!!!!!

 

Here we go

 

the Fakers obviously