Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Grizzlies edition

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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Let's see if the Grizzlies will actually try or will this franchise continue to take steps backwards.

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    Ptld platypus 1 (79) +2 Fuck that cuck. You know he watches his wife get fucked while he pleasures himself
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    Quatro 1 (76) +2 I like it
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  2. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Me, going to the game tonight, so whatever happens, it will be my fault.
     
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  3. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Neither Memphis nor the surrounding area have any damn wild grizzly bears. They rank up there with the fucking Los Angeles Lakers and the piece of shit Utah Jazz. At least the Thunder had the decency to change their name to something more fitting for the new city, although the OKC Shitholes is probably more appropriate. Also, Big Country Bryant Reeves can go fuck right off too. One of the OG WABC who was drafted WAY too high. Also let's just have the whole state of Tennessee go fuck right off too. The Grizzlies are in the Southwest division. The fucking Titans are in the south division and the fucking Predators are in the central division. Can we please find a fucking region to put this Godforsaken state in?
     
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  4. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    If these fuckers win this game, I swear to God.......
     
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    I got to go with my guy Memphis Raines. He gonna steal the win tonight.
     
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    The Rose Garden. I drove to Portland from Oakland for the grand opening and brought a cake (those were the days when that was allowed). And the Blazers lost to lowly then Vancouver Grizzlies. It was cringe worthy game. Jinx.
     
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    I blame the concessions at the Moda. Last time I took one of my boys, he wanted nachos and we stood in line for 10 minutes and didn’t move an inch. Not only did he not get the nachos he wanted, we got blown out by the Grizz by +40 and he wanted to leave after 3 quarters.
     
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    That game sucked balls.

    As for tonight, we're blaming Memphis native Justin Timberlake. The man was a hit machine and then decided to get cute and edgy with his musical numbers and it all went to shit. #TeamBritney
     
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    JW Bush. If he had tariffs on Canada in 2001 it would have been too expensive to move that team to Memphis.
     
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    Gotta go with blaming Elvis, not the Tupelo Tornado but the vegas vibe guy and all his whacked out impersonators
     
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    The original colonists for thinking this state of Tennessee is actually in the west
     
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    I blame Cybill Shepard and the BBQ shrimp that Memphis is known for.
     
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    Morgan Freeman. He was born in Memphis. If the Blazers win, it can only be because he spoke out in his god-voice and willed the Blazers into another stupid win. Screw that.
     
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    Miley Cyrus. I just don't know... But she's from Tennessee and seems to make a mess of everything...

    Twerking? WTF?!?
     
  15. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I blame my sister's mom for moving her to Tennessee back in the 80's, making it so that I never met her until my my early 30's.
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Well congrats to the Grizzlies for forcing us to move closer to the play in and setting one of their conference opponents further away from seriously competing. Jody and Bert can both go fuck themselves. The Conductor needs to take the next train to Phoenix or where ever his ass lands.

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    Andalusion 1 (86) +2 for the Bush reference. -1 for the tariff support. Fuck the orange man
    Sly 1 (83) +1 Fuck you for the win.
    Hoop Guru 1 (83) +2 I've heard she's a bitch....although I did like Moonlighting
    Riverman 1 (82) +2 Fuck the colonists
    Ptld platypus 1 (82) +2 Seems like a dick move
    MM 1 (81) +3 My fucking rant was brilliant
    Quatro 1 (80) +3 Just like him in his movies, the great Nick Cage always deserves a little extra
    Phat 1 (72) +2 Fuck her and that bitch, Hannah Montana. Team Lilly
    blazerkor 0 (55)
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    crandc 1 (54) +2 You buried the lead....What kind of cake was it?
    e_blazer 1 (53) +2 Morgan Freeman should just be in Zihuatanejo Mexico working on a boat with one of his buddies, and stay the fuck away from the Blazers
    SheedSoNasty 1 (51) +2 They probably fucked up the order too. Fuck these volunteers
    Lawai’a 1 (38) +1 Vegas Elvis was the best Elvis. Learn the singer, then post
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    BlazerBeav 1 (12) +3 Going against JT is strong, but you're right....IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH!!!
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