Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Magic edition…again

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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Updates soon. Enjoy,and bitch
     
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    Amway. Crappy cosmetics with a side of crappy politics.
     
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    Mrs Bishop. 5th grade teacher who retired to Florida after a miserable school year including an emotional rant in which you called the whole class "retarded".

    I hope you fit in well there.

    I generally like and respect teachers, but 5th grade was miserable.

    Thanks, you _______.
     
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    Richard Garfield for inventing Magic: The Gathering
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    David Blaine, for turning "magic" into stupid feats of physical endurance. Nobody cares how long you can hold your breath or stand on a block of ice! Get back to doing card tricks while levitating.
     
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    I blame people who give tours of their house and say “this is where the magic happens” when they get to their bedroom.
     
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    Gaston. Have you seen the videos of that guy at Disneyworld? Absolutely the worst.
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I blame Little Penny and those that drive turning left 100%.
     
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    I’ve been hanging out in the OT section too much. I read the thread title as, “Whose fault will it be, MAGA Edition, again.” But that would be a whole different conversation.

    I’ll go with Anita Bryant. I know she just passed and we shouldn’t speak ill of the dead, but I think she asked a few too many people to “come to the Florida sunshine tree.”
     
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    The fault lies with the Magic school bus,
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    How dare you besmirch the name of the unparalleled Miss Frizzle!!
     
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    I blame both Penn and Teller. Fuck you and your little tricks
     
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    I blame Hedo and our lack of a Turkish community here in Portland
     
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    I blame Legoland! If you have grandchildren who are toddlers they love the things and if you’ve ever stepped on one without shoes, you’ll surely understand
     
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    good one...deep cut!
     
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    Oh shit why didn't I think of that?
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    These bitches can't figure it out. Another year closer to death, another year in Blazer purgatory

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