Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Owner edition

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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    A practice game for the ages. Pre season, if you will. In this game, we’ll go with the new owner Tom dumdum. This motherfucker from Dallas via Raleigh via wherever the fuck he’s from is gonna be the new owner of our beloved franchise. Let’s hear it from you. Love to everyone.
     
    Mediocre Man, Aug 14, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I blame Garbage for creating the anthem for Mediocre Man's life.

     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Go outside man, touch some grass. You need a better hobby.
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Obviously -1, but you knew that was coming before that premeditated attack
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Did you even play this glorious piece of shit game last season?
     
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    Can I make up rules again as I go along this year?
     
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    Bert F****** Kolde.

    I don't know how, but that m*********** is going to f*** us some mother f****** way on his mother f****** way out.

    F*** Bert Kolde
     
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    It's preseason, the score doesn't matter.

    And that's a great song.
     
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    Can someone remind me again why we hate Bert? It's hard to keep track of all the hate on this board.
     
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    Dude is buds with Cuban, thats all I need to know. Bet Cuban either invest's himself or acts as Toms consultant.
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    I’m not even sure what the rules are, so I’m rooting for you. Maybe a different game?
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    -1 for redacting
     
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    Ghost of Paul Allen too obvious.

    I blame Texas. Fuckawful state and legislature trying to gerrymander away Jasmine Crockett's seat.
     
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    Please keep politics out of the main forum.
     
    SlyPokerDog, Aug 14, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Love this
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    100% allowed in this game. Fuck Texas and Fuck their orange God
     
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    Agree but there is a time and place. Cannot go political in the game with no rules. That is rule #1. Sly made that rule.
     
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    I blame global warming. Dude thinks Portland is going to be the new Dallas
     
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    The worst part of this will be when our Texan cowboy makes the Blazers theme song “all of my ex’s live in Texas” or if all the bobble heads will have to wear Cowboy hats! Fuck that!!!! Next thing we know Meyers Leotard will be singing “there’s good in being gone” or some such bs for our halftime entertainment. This would be the perfect time to throw your sex toys on the court! Somebody tell HCP what a sex toy is please!
     
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