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Jerry Colangelo. I know this dude has done a lot for the game but fuck him for having the audacity to name the basketball team from Phoenix the Suns. Our world revolves around the sun. It sustains all life. This motherfucker had the hubris to name his team after our star. Fuck him for that but also I wish him good health as he gets further up there in age but again fuck him for it. Also there isn't more than one. It's the sun not the Suns. There are a lot of Bulls out there, a lot of Celtics and a helluva lot of Trail Blazers but there's only one Sun. Arrogance and inaccuracy make Jerry Colangelo the Sol barer of the blame for this one.
It'll be Oregon's fault for bringing clouds that block out the sun and Grayson Allen because how can you not hate Grayson Allen?
I blame Clyde. Barkley went and talked to Blazer brass about being sent here in (i believe) late 89 or 90. I think the brass spoke with Clyde and Clyde vetoed it. I have no proof. But I blame Clyde. We could have been contending all through the 90s... Maybe knocked off the Bulls a couple times...
Elliott Fucking Perry. Our training camp invitee that got away. Still chaps my ass nearly 30 years later
I blame this freak show sun from Teletubbies. Also, Tinky Winky, Laa-Laa, Dipsy and Po can all go fuck right off too
Horrid, horrid programming. Masquerading as child-safe, but was actually indoctrinating the masses into a zombie cult called generation Z.
It takes me about an hour cause I’m old and stupid, but the only thing geek squad about this game are the players. Keep the tech questions to the professionals in India. -1
I blame the dirtiest player in the league Grayson Asshole Allen. Im sure some in here would love to have the punk here.