Forum Game Whose fault will it be: Warriors edition

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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Is it wrong of me to kinda hope we beat those cucks? Fuck all of them. Fuck Steph for ruining the NBA.

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  2. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Yes it's wrong. Pull your head out. You're better than this.

    For tomorrow's game, I will blame Will Vinton, whose clay-mation California Raisins fooled 7-year-old me into thinking for a short time that California was cool. That was a crappy thing to do to impressionable Gen-X youths!!
     
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    crandc Well-Known Member

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    San Francisco.
    For years the Warriors played at the Oakland Arena. When BART was built they had a Coliseum station for easy access to stadium and arena, built ramp so fans could walk from train to doorstep. Arena closed for a year for upgrades. But 200 level seats were still relatively cheap and even up in that level had good sight lines. They had devoted following of blue collar Oakland fans. Who showed up even when team stunk. Like Damian Lillard.

    But they followed the money. Went to San Francisco, got shiny new arena with boxes and suites for the rich. The upper levels have steep staircases, lousy views. And still expensive. No direct BART access, the people they want to attend don't use transit.

    This will never be San Francisco Warriors. Stop pretending.
     
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    Neil Olshey for losing Terry Stotts to the Warriors while trying to save his own job. (uncomfortable pause for me to take an exaggerated drink out of my water bottle while giving Neil some serious stink eye!)
     
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    Terry Stitts
     
  6. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Weren't they the San Francisco Warriors for 9 years before moving to Oakland and rebranding to "Golden State"?
     
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    crandc Well-Known Member

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    Yes but were never really cool in San Francisco.
     
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    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    Sourdough. The warriors taking Butler to Fisherman's wharf, they all get full and bloated on sourdough and play like shit allowing the tanking Portland Trailblazers to win the game. Yup. That's where the fault is.
     
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    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    so many good punk bands from the SF area that I will just keep my mouth shut to not further piss off MM. :biglaugh: :cheers:
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    I blame Ranger John “Vicky” Johnson of Alcatraz. This guy told the greatest story in prison history. Then I’ll blame Brynn Hartman for taking away such a beautifully funny man. Fuck that bitch
     
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    It's got to be the gold rush. It made that area the focal point of the western world for a period of time and I think this Warriors dynasty and it's sense of entitlement wouldn't be so goddamn obnoxious if it weren't so intrenched in values held in certain areas of the bay area (definitely the ones the Warriors players live in) that started during the 1840s.
     
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    Come on. Good sourdough won'take you bloat unless gluten intolerant.
     
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    Well before their move, I've long felt they should change their name to the Golden Gate Warriors to claim the Bay as their home

    Golden State soulds like they're trying to claim an entire state that has 3 other teams residing in it or some sort of Owsley acid

    STOMP
     
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    kjironman1 Well-Known Member

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    I’m interested in knowing how this will work out and exactly who will play.
    Butler will be at fault for the Blazers losing this game.
     
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    Phatguysrule Well-Known Member

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    I blame @crandc for living in San Francisco East Bay. I know she's making fresh cookies sometimes and I don't have a chance to try them fresh!
     
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    crandc Well-Known Member

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    I live in East Bay!!!!!
     
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    Phatguysrule Well-Known Member

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    But... That's still too far... :*(

    Corrected in original post. My bad.
     
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    I blame myself for taking a vacation to Thailand and enjoying my time here. Sorry, not sorry.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I blame Rice A Roni for claiming they're the San Francisco treat.

    (Lame, looks like I'm mailing it in like the Blazers.)
     
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    Our Blazers got so used to mailing it in, they even mailed in this season's tank.
     
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