OT Why the Blazers aren't being tested for the virus

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  1. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Why? Because they only test players who guarded those known to be infected.

    The Blazers don't guard anyone so they're safe.
     
    bodyman5000 and 1, Mar 17, 2020
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    Ha!
     
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    No, silly. They administer the tests from the bench.... and we don't have a bench. :)
     
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    I was expecting, "because they can't catch a break, let alone a virus."
     
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    No need. Coronaviruses won't come to the Blazers... They're afraid of getting injured.
     
    Wizard Mentor, Mar 18, 2020
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    The Blazers don’t pass the ball . . . or viruses.
     
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    We’d have to field a team of 10 or more to be over the public gathering guidelines.

    And the team does a great job at staying 6’ away from an opponent!

    no worries
     
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    Great thread lol
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Not even a virus wants to sign with the Blazers
     
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    Coronavirus is new and Terry Stotts doesn’t play rookies
     
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    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    I've been going into my parent's back yard and playing basketball most evenings while we've been at their house. Last night I threw up a shot and I don't know what happened really but the ball was multiple feet away from the basket and my dad started laughing and was like hey you've figured out a system for the ball and the basket to practice social distancing.
     
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