Politics Wieden+Kennedy launches 'Donald Trump's BS' food cart in Portland's Pioneer Square

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    Donald Trump is visiting a elementary school and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks Mr Trump if he would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy." So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy." "No," says Mr Trump, "that would be an accident." A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains the exalted businessman. "That's what we would call a great loss." The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Mr Trump searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally at the back of the room, little Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: "If a private jet carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic!" exclaims Mr Trump, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."​
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    I first heard that joke about Bush 41...
     
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    Tragedy.
     
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    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    Jesus, people are so fucking butt hurt over Trump.
     
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    Tragedy.
     
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    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    You should talk to all the sensitives over at Facebook who threatened to quit because Mark Z wouldn't take down Trump's supposed "hate speech" Facebook posts.

    I wonder if Mark built them a hurt feelings first aid kit.... I've been seeing them float around lately.
     
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    Seriously, you post about Facebook a lot. If you hate it so much why are you on it?
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    That's why you vote for trump out of spite.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Jesus, people are so fucking butt hurt over people being so fucking butt hurt over Trump.

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    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    Another aw-inspiring post! Keep 'em coming sir!
     
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    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    I post about people on Facebook all the time, because it's like any other place like this forum, or reddit, etc. A place for people to spew their bullshit, so there is quite a bit to talk about there.

    I rarely post about Facebook the company. I just thought it was rather funny that they would like to censor people that they don't agree with. Democrats all about controlling people.
     
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    BARFO TALKS TO DEAD PEOPLE.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    How else can I get them to vote?

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    Nah, in a few days Trump will be on the road to total irrelevance. Oh, he'll try to stay in the public eye, like Sarah who? but he's pretty much burnt toast. His brand is so toxic he's renaming hotels. Rooms in Trump hotels are going for around $200 a night below comparable and are still not full. Trump employees on strike. After the election he's going to court on fraud charges over his so called "university". Facing sexual assault charges. No one will want to advertise on his new TV network; how long will his devoted fans pay for subscriptions to hear him bloviate?

    Back to topic, I'd rather see a taco stand!
     
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