Woman Falls 15 Feet During Lap Dance

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    CLEVELAND — A 22-year-old woman was seriously injured after a bizarre incident inside a local strip club early Wednesday morning.
    It happened at Christie’s Caberet in The Flats, just after 1 a.m.

    According to a report from Cleveland police, a witness said he was getting a lap dance from the woman on the second floor of the club when something went terribly wrong.

    The reporting officer said this of the incident: “(The witness) stated that (the dancer) grabbed the rail, as he was facing away from the balcony, and she tried to complete some sort of jump/dance move, and accidentally went head first over the rail.”

    The woman reportedly fell 15 feet and suffered “major head trauma.”

    She was taken to MetroHealth Medical Center, where she is said to be in critical condition.

    Further details were not immediately released.


    http://fox8.com/2013/01/02/woman-falls-15-feet-at-cleveland-strip-club/
     
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    The victim's family has requested dirty one dollar bills in lieu of flowers.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Did the club provide another stripper to complete the unfinished lap dance?
     
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    This lapdance did not have a happy ending.
     
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    ...the article never mentioned whether or not the "John" finished before the accident :dunno:
     
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    I read the thread title, and my first thought was, "Jeez--how tall was the customer?"
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Well, if she had an ex-husband, he might disagree...
     
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    This woman might die from this or be disabled for life....why make stupid jokes about it?
     
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    Because seriously injured strippers r funneh
     
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    1. Because this thread has the funniest responses of the day.
    2. Because when a man acts sexual in public he goes to jail, so there's secret satisfaction in seeing her get her comeuppance.
     
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    Funny matters.
     
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    ...because "dark comedy" is popular :dunno:
     
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    12 posts and not one "Greg Oden Erection" joke? This is what I come back to?
     
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    Wait. Greg Oden ran for public office in Japan? Got a rink?
     
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    it's flied lice, you plick.
     
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    No pics = worthless thread
     
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    ...here ya go!

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    :clap: Rep'd!
     
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    Sadly, strip clubs are for the pathetically ignorant.
     
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    Is that really her?

    Dude was about to get a crotch-full.

    Instead, she got a mouth-full...of floor.

    Too soon?

    Really, though, how does this club have the layout like this and not expect something like this to happen?

    I mean, open upper-floor, dancers, platforms.... Who doesn't see this coming?
     
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