OT WTF -- USPS guy drops off blank...

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  1. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Envelope.

    I had 6 orders delivered today - mostly vinyl records and a pair of boots. I was opening them right after the other and cut open a taped up envelope.

    I didn't remember ordering something that small (I didn't) and it was taped up to high heaven. So many packages I was opening them one after the other.

    Pills. At least 50 pink pills taped in a baggy. I didn't notice that there was no address on the package until after finding what I assume are drugs.

    I called the cops and they're on their way.

    FFS.
     
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    Wow. Careful.
     
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    It was with your packages? Maybe the USPS guy forgot his stash.
     
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    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    The USPS guy showed up - I'm on my porch waiting for the cops - he forgot to deliver one more of my packages. I tlmd him what I found, showed him -- he said "it wasn't me. No address, Id take it back to the office." I told him the cops were on their way. Again denied dropping off said package and drove off.
     
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    What the FUCK is this shit?!
     
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    We all know it's yours and that you ordered the cheap viagara from Canada. :biglaugh:
     
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    messing with MAGS has consequences :NOTMARIS:
     
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    It's probably DMT then.
     
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    Pink, an opiod drug? Molly? Abilify? Is there something else in there?
     
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    Just the tinfoil that I cut through.

    Weird smell though.
     
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    Vitaminy?
     
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    I get medications from the VA and my wife's online pharmacy by FedEx and UPS, UPS never rings the doorbell. When I call them about it because I receive sensitive insulin, they claim they always ring the doorbell or knock. This drives me nuts.

    Anyhow, you did the right thing calling the police.
     
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    I'll give you $20 for it.
     
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    Did the police show up?
     
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    My money's on the Viagra theory.
     
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    Low priority -- they showed up 9 hrs later.

    Before the officer showed up he said I had two options: he can come by and pick them up, or I can flush them.

    I had him come pick them up. Quick research, my best guess is that they were oxycodone.
     
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    VIAGRA PARTY AT FEZ's HOUSE!!!!!!
     
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