The New York Yankees won over the Tampa Bay Rays by a score of 7-3. Dear Yankee fans. I’m writing this to you because I feel you need to know. I hope you can handle this secret I’m about to tell you. The Yankees are dominant. There’s no stopping them. What more can you say or ask for. They took care of the Rays and made them look like puppy fish. The highlights are unbelievable. They are so great that I’m going to cry happy just thinking about them. Granderson throws a runner out at first from trying to go to second, he’s aware on the bases, he’s scoring runs like a scoring FIEND. Then you have Jorge Posada JORE-haying the Rays with a home run blast. Nick Swisher hit a formidable bomb. Then we had to witness Alex Rodriguez drive in runs with his astonishing, magnificent double. Now, did you think I would forget about the pitching? The commanding pitching of A.J. Burnett? The one who they call the “Chief?” Chief Burnett? He was inside, he was outside, he was keeping the Rays off balance and overall he was tremendous. There’s nothing better than watching god, Mariano Rivera finish the game off and finish the Rays off and send them back from where they came from. Back to Florida and back to Disney Land. Yankee fans? Welcome aboard. The Yankees were so merciless that they were cruel. They are so bound and determined and dead set on and focused to win another championship that they are slaying teams on that are standing in their way. Do you know what? Do you know what I’m thinking? This is what I’m thinking… It’s a great day to be a Yankee fan.
