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  1. Really Lost One

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    yo momma is so fat that she sweats butter, and syrup, and has a job working at denny's whiping pancakes across her forehead.



















































    you win! here is your 1000 dollars in cash manay!

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    Really Lost One, Apr 21, 2006
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    Yo momma's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
     
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    yo mamma is so dark, and her teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, her face looks like a pittsburg steelers helmet.

































































































    you win! here is your 1000 dollars in cash manay!

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    Really Lost One, Apr 21, 2006
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    Don't even get me started on how stupid I think these things are. *yawn*
     
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    Yo momma's so stupid she thought Hamburger Helper came with another person
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting C.K.:</div><div class="quote_post">Don't even get me started on how stupid I think these things are. *yawn*</div>
    yo momma!
     
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    Yo momma's so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Don't even get me started on how stupid I think these things are. *yawn*</div>
    least they arent as stupid as your momma, who went to the clippers game thinking she will get a free hair cut!

    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting 44Thrilla:</div><div class="quote_post">Yo momma's so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.</div>
    [​IMG] weak man, just weak. boooooooooo!! you dont get the cash manay!

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    Yo mama's so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is an Oreo with a food stamp in the middle.
     
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    Yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
     
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    Yo mama's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.
     
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    Yo momma's so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
     
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    yo mamma is so stupid she studied for a drug test!
     
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    Yo momma so fat she had to wipe her ass with a matress.
     
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    your mamma is so fat, she is fat joes body guard.

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    lean back fool! lean back!
     
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    I had your momma leaning back last night, who's your daddy?
     
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    yo momma is so stupid, that when wilmer gave her her 1000 dollars in cash manay, she thought she was being insulted by the way she talks
     
    Really Lost One, Apr 22, 2006
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Brian:</div><div class="quote_post">yo momma is so stupid, that when wilmer gave her her 1000 dollars in cash manay, she thought she was being insulted by the way she talks</div>
    That joke stupid. But not as stupid as your momma. Your momma is so stupid the first time she used her vibrator, cracked her two front teeth.
     
    Shapecity, Apr 28, 2006
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    Yo momma so stupid when she called the operator to see how long it takes to get to Florida and the operatator said "1 sec" your mom said thanks and have a nice day.
     
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