OT: Collins Has Elbow Surgery...and youll never guess why

[MaxaMillion711]

LINK - http://realgm.com/src_wiretap_archi..._has_elbow_surgery_after_freak_golf_accident/

dont drink and drive golf carts kids

 

[ToddMacCulloch11]

get well soon

 

[SportsTicker]

Curse of Thorn?

 

[networks]

Curse of Thorn?

Nah! Thorn new that was going to happen. He saw the reports from the Collen's physical.

Thorn is a genius.

 

[ToddMacCulloch11]

Nah! Thorn new that was going to happen. He saw the reports from the Collen's physical.

Thorn is a genius.

the reports showed he'd get in a freak golf cart accident 7 months after he traded him?

 

[networks]

the reports showed he'd get in a freak golf cart accident 7 months after he traded him?

Yeah. You didnt know Thorn was a psychic.

Some psychics read cards, some read hands, Thorn reads doctors charts and Xrays.

 

[Dumpy]

How disappointing. There was some speculation that Collins would start some of the time, and Al Jefferson moved to PF, depending on the matchup.

 

[ToddMacCulloch11]

Yeah. You didnt know Thorn was a psychic.

Some psychics read cards, some read hands, Thorn reads doctors charts and Xrays.

I never knew. That does explain quite a bit.

if only there was a doctors chart and xrays for more of his FA signings.

 

[Netted]

I never knew. That does explain quite a bit.

if only there was a doctors chart and xrays for more of his FA signings.

He only senses potential injury issues from the doctors reports ... not low IQs and bad work ethics.

 

[kdub]

Curse of Thorn?

Probably.

And perhaps another Monta Ellis situation...?

 

[Netted]

Probably.

And perhaps another Monta Ellis situation...?

I don't think freak accidents are held against a player. Wasn't like he was snowboarding or skydiving. It was golf.

 

[YehYeh]

Why couldn't he walk? Too much exercise?

 

[Netted]

Why couldn't he walk? Too much exercise?

The guy is limping on one leg already.

 

[kdub]

I don't think freak accidents are held against a player. Wasn't like he was snowboarding or skydiving. It was golf.

Monta or Vladimir didn't say they were snowboarding or skydiving either, but they were definitely doing someone they weren't supposed to.

All I'm saying is that how do we really know it was a "freaking golf cart accident" and not Collins speeding down a freeway on a superbike?

 

[kobimel]

Monta or Vladimir didn't say they were snowboarding or skydiving either, but they were definitely doing someone they weren't supposed to.

All I'm saying is that how do we really know it was a "freaking golf cart accident" and not Collins speeding down a freeway on a superbike?

Because this is Jason Collins we're talking about.