I am so proud of plumlee

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  1. Dom McBlazer

    Dom McBlazer Well-Known Member

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    See De'Andre Jordan, you too can improve your free throws if you keep practicing!
     
    Dom McBlazer, Apr 30, 2016
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    Seeing as how he airballed a few last series... I want to call him Deairdre Jordan.
     
    Strenuus, Apr 30, 2016
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  3. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Pretty perfect. Airball Jordan works too. But yours is better.
     
    theprunetang, Apr 30, 2016
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    Strenuus Well-Known Member

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    I mean honestly, how in the WORLD do you airball the 2nd one WORSE than the 1st one? LOL. It's really pathetic.
     
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  5. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I mean I could do it, but I'm not a professional. The weird part is that you know someone like Jordan probably practices free throws daily. It doesn't make sense that his touch could still be so off.
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Sedatedfork, Apr 30, 2016
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  7. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    That is fucking terrible man. Learn photo shop, then post.





    Just kidding. That's pretty funny, and I am terrible at photo manipulation. Last time I tried, I tried to use Microsoft paint. Made me wish MS paint had a parallel to Clippy from MS Word asking me, condescendingly, if I was sure I wanted to save. Let's call him Brushy. Brushy could have saved me some humiliation.
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    lmao -- I probably deserved that. I don't even have photoshop. It's an MS Paint hatchet job. lol
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    I love the hook shot. More players should work on it.
     
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  10. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I was joking, by the way. Master or not, it was funny.
     
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    http://www.getpaint.net/index.html

    Free program much better than MS paint
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    no -- I got that you were joking, but I loved your response which had a large kernel of truth in it
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    It made me smile knowing I wasn't alone in trying to use ms paint. ..hehe
     
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    Speaking of shitty FT% from Jordan? I was at this game. During intermission, Peter Jacobson did the 3 ft's in 45 seconds competition. You know what? He made the first three in a row. Jamba Juice for the whole stadium. Even the golfer can hit three in a row, but Deairdre? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Great one Stren!
     
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    0-Our! Noob-ish

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    I'd wanna skirt trademark infringement & simply refer to him as... Air' Jordan!:smiley-yay:

    Here's his logo:
    jump jordan.jpg
     
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  16. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    I was thinking we should start calling DeAndre something like Nuthin' But, as in Nuthin' But Air Jordan.

    BNM
     
    Boob-No-More, May 1, 2016
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  17. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    He's controlling the boards for this team and is a better facilitator than CJ.

    I'm not annoyed that he scored only one point. He played his role today.
     
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