I am so proud of plumlee

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  1. Dom McBlazer

    Dom McBlazer Well-Known Member

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    See De'Andre Jordan, you too can improve your free throws if you keep practicing!
     
  2. Strenuus

    Strenuus Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Seeing as how he airballed a few last series... I want to call him Deairdre Jordan.
     
  3. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Pretty perfect. Airball Jordan works too. But yours is better.
     
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    Strenuus Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I mean honestly, how in the WORLD do you airball the 2nd one WORSE than the 1st one? LOL. It's really pathetic.
     
  5. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I mean I could do it, but I'm not a professional. The weird part is that you know someone like Jordan probably practices free throws daily. It doesn't make sense that his touch could still be so off.
     
  6. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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  7. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    That is fucking terrible man. Learn photo shop, then post.





    Just kidding. That's pretty funny, and I am terrible at photo manipulation. Last time I tried, I tried to use Microsoft paint. Made me wish MS paint had a parallel to Clippy from MS Word asking me, condescendingly, if I was sure I wanted to save. Let's call him Brushy. Brushy could have saved me some humiliation.
     
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  8. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    lmao -- I probably deserved that. I don't even have photoshop. It's an MS Paint hatchet job. lol
     
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  9. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    I love the hook shot. More players should work on it.
     
  10. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I was joking, by the way. Master or not, it was funny.
     
  11. VanillaGorilla

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    http://www.getpaint.net/index.html

    Free program much better than MS paint
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    no -- I got that you were joking, but I loved your response which had a large kernel of truth in it
     
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  13. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    It made me smile knowing I wasn't alone in trying to use ms paint. ..hehe
     
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    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

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    Speaking of shitty FT% from Jordan? I was at this game. During intermission, Peter Jacobson did the 3 ft's in 45 seconds competition. You know what? He made the first three in a row. Jamba Juice for the whole stadium. Even the golfer can hit three in a row, but Deairdre? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Great one Stren!
     
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    0-Our! Noob-ish

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    I'd wanna skirt trademark infringement & simply refer to him as... Air' Jordan!:smiley-yay:

    Here's his logo:
    jump jordan.jpg
     
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  16. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    I was thinking we should start calling DeAndre something like Nuthin' But, as in Nuthin' But Air Jordan.

    BNM
     
  17. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    He's controlling the boards for this team and is a better facilitator than CJ.

    I'm not annoyed that he scored only one point. He played his role today.
     
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