Event Snowpocalypse 2020! Let the kale hoarding begin!

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Chris Craig]

Bring it!

 

[barfo]

What kind of a gun do I need to kill Abominable Snowmen? They come down out of Forest Park to terrorize our neighborhood. Last time it snowed, 8 dogs, 3 children, and the most attractive young woman in the region were taken.

barfo

 

[e_blazer]

What kind of a gun do I need to kill Abominable Snowmen? They come down out of Forest Park to terrorize our neighborhood. Last time it snowed, 8 dogs, 3 children, and the most attractive young woman in the region were taken.

barfo

Drone strikes are still effective in snow.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I hope so, I want snow!

 

[Hoopguru]

What kind of a gun do I need to kill Abominable Snowmen? They come down out of Forest Park to terrorize our neighborhood. Last time it snowed, 8 dogs, 3 children, and the most attractive young woman in the region were taken.

barfo

omg...thats funny!
And then the mud daubers follow!

 

[Hoopguru]

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

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Who chooses to eat Kale?

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Who chooses to eat Kale?

I do.

 

[theprunetang]

Who chooses to eat Kale?

I love kale. Grow it year round in my garden.

 

[andalusian]

I like kale as well - but I would need something stronger to deal with snow

 

[Hobbesarable]

Who chooses to eat Kale?

Bobby Flay's Sauteed Kale recipe is fantastic!

I will also have it in a stir fry.

 

[Lanny]

I do.

Come on, don't joke.

 

[Lanny]

I love kale. Grow it year round in my garden.

Everyone's got to have a little kinkyness in their life.

 

[Lanny]

Who chooses to eat Kale?

I wouldn't let any of my friends eat kale as long as I had the strength to prevent it.
Sadly, Hobbs is stronger than me.

 

[Lanny]

I like kale as well - but I would need something stronger to deal with snow

Okay, a bunch of you are stronger than me. No need to crow about it.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Come on, don't joke.

Kale salad is great though. Also goes well with a lot of different meals.

 

[Lanny]

Kale salad is great though. Also goes well with a lot of different meals.

I'm going to require a lot of alcohol before I down any kale. I don't even eat broccoli so what makes you think I'd eat kale, yuck.

My wife and I are going out to Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. Gonna have a N.Y. charred medium rare bone in and a loaded baked potato without bacon bits or cheese, just butter and sour cream. I think they have some sort of vegatables on the side which I will probably push to the side. Don't want it to get in the way of my cholesterol gorge. Don't worry, I've got genes on my side. My wife? She walks three to four miles every day and still weighs just 125 lbs.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Kale salad is great though. Also goes well with a lot of different meals.

I think maybe you're talking about spinach..?

I'm pretty much the least picky eater I know but I will never choose to eat kale unless it's the only option or someone makes it for me and I don't want to seem rude.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

3 feet of snow wouldn't double the amount of snowflakes in Portland.

 

[Lanny]

I think maybe you're talking about spinach..?

I'm pretty much the least picky eater I know but I will never choose to eat kale unless it's the only option or someone makes it for me and I don't want to seem rude.

I won't eat kale unless someone holds a gun to my head or I am handcuffed and force fed.

 

[Lanny]

Who chooses to eat Kale?

Kale has one known benefit. It is great for the compost pile.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I think maybe you're talking about spinach..?

I'm pretty much the least picky eater I know but I will never choose to eat kale unless it's the only option or someone makes it for me and I don't want to seem rude.

No I know the difference between Kale and Spinach. Spinach makes great stuff too.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

3 feet of snow wouldn't double the amount of snowflakes in Portland.

I dont want to seem rude at all, but did you grow up in Portland? Are you a trailblazer fan? You seem (and I think its mostly joking so I never take it seriously), to rag on Portland a lot, which is absolutely ok with me, just wondering how you came to be a part of a Trail Blazer forum when I believe you live down in Henderson or LV, Nevada.

 

[HailBlazers]

3 feet of snow wouldn't double the amount of snowflakes in Portland.

But 3mm will shut the city down.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

If I was in Washington I'd go in my grandma's attic and find the trunk I hand painted Buck, Terry, Duck, Clyde and Jerome with the pinwheel and flames on it.

I'm curious if teenage HCP had a purple one with his idols names in yellow.

I dont want to seem rude at all, but did you grow up in Portland? Are you a trailblazer fan? You seem (and I think its mostly joking so I never take it seriously), to rag on Portland a lot, which is absolutely ok with me, just wondering how you came to be a part of a Trail Blazer forum when I believe you live down in Henderson or LV, Nevada.

Born in Vancouver and lived in Ridgefield or Vancouver until 2006.

Spent my teens and early 20s going to LaLuna for concerts and cruising downtown Portland. Back when it was nice.

One time my friend left us in downtown (he was our ride) and a nice homeless kid let us use his calling card to call my aunt for a ride.

Good times.

I listened to Schonz broadcast every game from maybe 1985 until he was replaced. Maybe 99 or so.

Thought I posted a picture of my hand painted trunk I made in maybe middle school..think it is still in my grandma's attic.

I don't get to watch the games except youtube highlights so I don't post much in the main board because I don't have much to offer.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

But 3mm will shut the city down.

You wouldn't believe the accidents regular old rain causes here.

It barely rains so the roads are covered in oil and such and when it rains they are slippppppery. Then these dummies drive like any other day and crash city.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

You wouldn't believe the accidents regular old rain causes here.

It barely rains so the roads are covered in oil and such and when it rains they are slippppppery. Then these dummies drive like any other day and crash city.

My grandpa lived in LV and we would often go down there to visit, and almost every time we went it would rain and the people down there drove like they had never seen water before.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

My grandpa lived in LV and we would often go down their to visit, and almost every time we went it would rain and the people down their drove like they had never seen water before.

It is insane. My torqueless svt focus spins the tires like a big block muscle car in the rain here and it will barely chirp them in the dry.

It is like ice in spots.