I'm On Double-Secret Probation

[ABM]

K, I've been told to straighten up and fly right. Here's my accountability thread. If you sense I'm violating the Code of Conduct please notify me here. I want to be a kinder and gentler me. I really do. I don't want to be banned. In this day and age of Social Distancing, I really need to retain my $ per clicks status.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Is this like when Sly puts his paw down?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Getting DP'd again?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This is totally not true.

You have not been told you will be banned.

All I did was very politely ask you and one other person to stop with the arguing and insults in multiple threads.

 

[julius]

Is it really double secret probation if A: you mentioned it and B: so did the person who talked to you about it?

Seems like it's double NON secret probation.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Is it really double secret probation if A: you mentioned it and B: so did the person who talked to you about it?

Seems like it's double NON secret probation.

He is not on probation.

There is no such thing as probation in the forum. Public, secret, or double secret.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

He is not on probation.

There is no such thing as probation in the forum. Public, secret, or double secret.

I'm pretty sure most people are under house-arrest right now. Maybe he's confused?

 

[julius]

He is not on probation.

There is no such thing as probation in the forum. Public, secret, or double secret.

So I should've said Non Double Non Secret Non Probation.

 

[e_blazer]

Good grief, people. How hard is it to not be an a-hole when you post? That's pretty much all it takes.

Edit: Not referring to ABM in particular. Just a general observation. You know, pretty much what we were supposed to learn in kindergarten?

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Good grief, people. How hard is it to not be an a-hole when you post? That's pretty much all it takes.

Edit: Not referring to ABM in particular. Just a general observation. You know, pretty much what we were supposed to learn in kindergarten?

There are times I think we have all wanted to really let someone know we thought their, "posts" belonged back in their hole... Just saying.

 

[Minstrel]

You should change your moniker to "ACM"--"Attention Craving Man."

 

[tlongII]

Shouldn't this be "OT"?

 

[Orion Bailey]

He is not on probation.

There is no such thing as probation in the forum. Public, secret, or double secret.

Somehow, I think this has been kept secret.

 

[Orion Bailey]

 

[ABM]

Is it really double secret probation if A: you mentioned it and B: so did the person who talked to you about it?

Seems like it's double NON secret probation.

I just thought a little tongue-in-cheek levity might be fun. As the M&M's commercial related, "The dirty dealer meant no harm.."

Anyway, and I'm being serious here, I know that I'm a very slim minority in these parts....and take a lot of flack from many....and I'll even say deserved at times. That said, I'm really wanting to bring positive elements to the board, and will make a personal concerted effort in which to do so. The purpose of this thread was meant to be a bit self-deprecating, with a wink of the eye at the end.

I love you guys....even Lanny.

 

[julius]

 

[ABM]

Nice link, Toots.

 

[yankeesince59]

There's that "petard" thingy again.

 

[HailBlazers]

Sly please change his name back to A2M

 

[SlyPokerDog]

ABM did contact me via PM and this was just an April Fools joke.

Because of that he is now officially on Double Secret Probation.

Please, no one tell him.

 

[e_blazer]

ABM did contact me via PM and this was just an April Fools joke.

Because of that he is now officially on Double Secret Probation.

Please, no one tell him.

Is that one step down from Double Secret Penetration?

 

[julius]

Nice link, Toots.

I can't explain why, but that commercial has always stuck with me and made me happy.

 

[ABM]

Is that one step down from Double Secret Penetration?

I'm a big right-to-wife guy.

 

[ehizzy3]

Free post

 

[Orion Bailey]

Free post

not sure what type you are looking for but you might find one here...

https://salem.craigslist.org/zip/d/salem-fence-wood-concrete/7100340577.html

hope that helps.

 

[ABM]

(clip removed by mods)

 

[SlyPokerDog]

For the record, this was NOT an April Fool's thread, so much as it was a laurel & hearty handshake to all my detractors as to try an find some commonality through the virus and political stuff we find ourselves entrenched in.

Pardon the stark racism....

 

[ehizzy3]

For the record, this was NOT an April Fool's thread, so much as it was a laurel & hearty handshake to all my detractors as to try an find some commonality through the virus and political stuff we find ourselves entrenched in.

Pardon the stark racism....

what a moronic post, and thread for that matter

 

[ABM]

what a moronic post, and thread for that matter

Well, the clip was removed, so....whatever.

 

[ehizzy3]

It’s still in sly’s quote

who would ever think about posting that video in 2020?