Politics January 6th

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[barfo]

What is dis information he speaks of?

barfo

 

[twobullz]

Finally going to return from his vacation? Needs a little more time to golf. You know no president has ever golfed as little as he has.

 

[Chris Craig]

What in the name of carnival barking is he up to now?

 

[Stevenson]

The Kraken people think the electors are not going to certify Biden on the 6th.

 

[Chris Craig]

Probably having a rally. Probably going to tell his goons to take over Capitol Hill to stop Biden from being confirmed as the next president by congress.

 

[crandc]

He has asked his cult to come to DC, presumably to try and disrupt certifying electoral college.

 

[ehizzy3]

The Kraken people think the electors are not going to certify Biden on the 6th.

this is practically impossible. Any objection from a house member needs to also have a senator who objects (probably will happen even though Mitch McConnell has told all republicans senators to not bother objecting). But then they hear the objection and the house+senate have a combined vote and the numbers are just not there for the kraken team. Mitch has said it is futile.


They are hopeless

 

[Chris Craig]

He has asked his cult to come to DC, presumably to try and disrupt certifying electoral college.

Yep

 

[Stevenson]

this is practically impossible. Any objection from a house member needs to also have a senator who objects (probably will happen even though Mitch McConnell has told all republicans senators to not bother objecting). But then they hear the objection and the house+senate have a combined vote and the numbers are just not there for the kraken team. Mitch has said it is futile.


They are hopeless

Right. Will go about as well as those 60 lawsuits and that crack legal team.

 

[Strenuus]

He's like those piccolo petes... he keeps making noise like he's gonna do something... but then we find out it's just a dud and we throw it in the water can, knowing it was a waste of money and time.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

He's like those piccolo petes... he keeps making noise like he's gonna do something... but then we find out it's just a dud and we throw it in the water can, knowing it was a waste of money and time.

I used to love Piccolo Petes as a kid. You just had to remove the outer cardboard sleeve and then tape a stick to it and you had a really nice bottle rocket. It was one of the only fireworks you could buy in Oregon that could be easily modified to be fun.

 

[ehizzy3]

I used to love Piccolo Petes as a kid. You just had to remove the outer cardboard sleeve and then tape a stick to it and you had a really nice bottle rocket. It was one of the only fireworks you could buy in Oregon that could be easily modified to be fun.

i liked to light them off as normal to annoy neighbors since nobody liked the screeching sound lol

 

[Chris Craig]

I used to love Piccolo Petes as a kid. You just had to remove the outer cardboard sleeve and then tape a stick to it and you had a really nice bottle rocket. It was one of the only fireworks you could buy in Oregon that could be easily modified to be fun.

Used to tap them with a hammer and wrap them in duck tape when I was a kid...piccolo Pete bombs

 

[Strenuus]

Used to tap them with a hammer and wrap them in duck tape when I was a kid...piccolo Pete bombs

This is the least surprising thing I've read about you. I could totally see you doing this lmao.

 

[riverman]

This will be one of the last chances for Trump to rally his anti maskers to a parade and mass gathering where he can say...covid, covid, covid....and I would have given you all 2000 dollars! blah, blah, blah, stolen, blah, massive blah, blah......I predict he'll draw about 1000 followers and 2000 anti Trump protestors....couple people get arrested

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This will be one of the last chances for Trump to rally his anti maskers to a parade and mass gathering where he can say...covid, covid, covid....and I would have given you all 2000 dollars! blah, blah, blah, stolen, blah, massive blah, blah......I predict he'll draw about 1000 followers and 2000 anti Trump protestors....couple people get arrested

Russia via their hacking attack will take down the internet.

Trumpers will kidnap the governors of the swing states in dispute.

By the time everything is sorted out Trump will be King of the New Republic of the United States.

 

[riverman]

Russia via their hacking attack will take down the internet.

Trumpers will kidnap the governors of the swing states in dispute.

By the time everything is sorted out Trump will be King of the New Republic of the United States.

I'm tempted to give him Texas and then sell Texas to Mexico

 

[Shaboid]

Used to tap them with a hammer and wrap them in duck tape when I was a kid...piccolo Pete bombs

One better, tap it with a hammer and get all the powder out, then put that powder in a ziplock inside the top of a 2 liter bottle. Put a hole in the lid and a fuse. Bigger boom!

 

[julius]

One better, tap it with a hammer and get all the powder out, then put that powder in a ziplock inside the top of a 2 liter bottle. Put a hole in the lid and a fuse. Bigger boom!

my brother and I used to do that with ground flowers (I think that's the name). Used electrical tape and milk jugs and boom goes the mini dynamite.

 

[stampedehero]

He has asked his cult to come to DC, presumably to try and disrupt certifying electoral college.

Well then.........more of this would be necessary.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

I used to love Piccolo Petes as a kid. You just had to remove the outer cardboard sleeve and then tape a stick to it and you had a really nice bottle rocket. It was one of the only fireworks you could buy in Oregon that could be easily modified to be fun.

We used to just remove them from the plastic stand, wrap them tightly in duct tape (plenty of that handy when your family was in the heating business) and then lay them flat and light them. They’re take off skittering up the street and then explode. We were always afraid they’d blow up under a car and create bigger issues. But then, that was all part of the fun........

 

[Shaboid]

my brother and I used to do that with ground flowers (I think that's the name). Used electrical tape and milk jugs and boom goes the mini dynamite.

I still don't know how we never got the cops called on us. A kid from my school actually did get arrested for a similar thing because he blew something up in a field and burned up a couple acres. What an idiot!

 

[Lanny]

It's almost time this dork gets grabbed by the collar the seat of his pants, shown to the back door and given a boot to his ass to help him exit. Also, I want a video copy of that event. It really needs to be on the nightly news.

 

[jonnyboy]

One better, tap it with a hammer and get all the powder out, then put that powder in a ziplock inside the top of a 2 liter bottle. Put a hole in the lid and a fuse. Bigger boom!

Lol. Yep. We put one in an old oven one time. The door opened and closed so fast we weren’t sure it actually happened.

 

[Chris Craig]

One better, tap it with a hammer and get all the powder out, then put that powder in a ziplock inside the top of a 2 liter bottle. Put a hole in the lid and a fuse. Bigger boom!

Used to just light them and drop them in the 2 liter bottle after hammering them and wrapping them in duck tape. The things we do as kids

 

[MickZagger]

Used to tap them with a hammer and wrap them in duck tape when I was a kid...piccolo Pete bombs

We did that too. But we’d put them in a 2 liter soda bottle. Use a small nail to puncture the lid in order to stick the fuse out of and then used electric tape around the area you twist the lid on. The whole neighborhood would come outside. It was great

 

[Lanny]

Used to just light them and drop them in the 2 liter bottle after hammering them and wrapping them in duck tape. The things we do as kids

Beginners.
We used to take a one pound coffee can where our parents used up all the coffee and the lid was removed. We'd buy a nickel's worth of gas stick a CO2 cartridge in the gas and light it and run like hell. I remember setting one off in a neighbor's back yard when I was 10. A true grenade. We also use to by a mole bomb get a glass pint jar drive a nail through the lid a few times, crumble up some of the mole bomb and drop the bulk of the bomb in the glass jar, screw on the lid and place the crumbled up mole bomb on top of the lid. We'd light the mole bomb on top of the lid and run like hell. The crumbled mole bomb on top would start burning and liquefy and drop down in the jar thereby igniting the mole bomb inside the jar and then we'd have a grenade made out of flying shards of glass.
When I was 6 my cousin of the same age got a hold of some ammo his father had saved from WWII. He and I would go in grandma's cellar and throw the ammo in her wood furnace a slam the cast iron door shut and wait for the bang. About the same age my cousin taught me how to take the cartridge out of an ink pen and stick some needles through the hole in the bottom which we secured with some scotch tape. We would then play chicken throwing the dangerous darts at each other seeing who would flinch first.
But that wasn't the worst. In our grandmother's dirt floor garage we found some old rail road flares (granddad retired from the railroad). We did everything to try and ignite them, we lit them with fire and we hit the crumbling flares with hammers but nothing resulted. A year or two later we learned they were old sticks of dynamite.
I'm convinced little boys are monsters from hell.
I remember when I was about three I thought I'd give daddy some gas so I picked up a handful or two of dust off the side of the road and put it in the family car's gas filler tube. Dad never did find out who did that. I'll bet he blamed some stranger kids but this little angel got off Scott free.

 

[noknobs]

this is practically impossible. Any objection from a house member needs to also have a senator who objects (probably will happen even though Mitch McConnell has told all republicans senators to not bother objecting). But then they hear the objection and the house+senate have a combined vote and the numbers are just not there for the kraken team. Mitch has said it is futile.


They are hopeless

 

[crandc]

Stalin, new role model for Republicans.

I mean, they already call Nazis very fine people.