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  1. Master Shake

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    I might get a fake ID that says I'm 19 or 20. I want to get in to Strip clubs and 19+ clubs. It's 45 bucks, but I have to see how they look and such.

    Also, I'm a balla.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (King Shake @ Jul 28 2008, 03:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I might get a fake ID that says I'm 19 or 20. I want to get in to Strip clubs and 19+ clubs. It's 45 bucks, but I have to see how they look and such.

    Also, I'm a balla.</div>

    Haha, but you look like 15. No way in hell that works.
     
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    Lmao, I look 17, which I am. I'm still going to try it. It'll say I'm from Michigan. Lets all pray this works.
     
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    [​IMG] My friend did that in Vegas. I was thinking about doing something like that but I'm a pussy
     
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    I know a bunch of people with fake IDs, and they always get away with it.

    I could probably do that with my brother's old license
     
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    Well, I wanna drink in clubs and get 20 year old chicks and so on, so I find it a worthy investment. I heard Petey uses fake ID's to get in to clubs too. Says he's 18.
     
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    I love that "Tab Renamizer" add-on for Mozilla.

    On the top of the tab for s2, it says "Java Communications API"...muahahaha [​IMG]
     
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    Oh, so at work you can be one s2. Do it for porn too. Oh wait, you probably thought of that already.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (King Shake @ Jul 28 2008, 04:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Oh, so at work you can be one s2. Do it for porn too. Oh wait, you probably thought of that already.</div>

    Why would I look at porn at work? That'd be just weird. Softy.
     
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    You are soft. And not at work, you softy. God you're so soft. Like, you're softer than a male orgy. Soft. You are sooo soft. Like, there are parades with soft guys and girls, and you lead that soft parade.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (King Shake @ Jul 28 2008, 04:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You are soft. And not at work, you softy. God you're so soft. Like, you're softer than a male orgy. Soft. You are sooo soft. Like, there are parades with soft guys and girls, and you lead that soft parade.</div>

    How do you know that male orgies are soft? That's odd. I've never thought about it before, but since you've brought it up with your sick mind, I guess it'd be reasonable to say that in all probability, they'd most likely be hard...right?

    Oh, but you're the male orgy expert, here. I'll let you be the judge on that one.


    Of course, orgies involving your mom...I could definitely see those being soft.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Jul 28 2008, 04:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (King Shake @ Jul 28 2008, 04:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You are soft. And not at work, you softy. God you're so soft. Like, you're softer than a male orgy. Soft. You are sooo soft. Like, there are parades with soft guys and girls, and you lead that soft parade.</div>

    How do you know that male orgies are soft? That's odd. I've never thought about it before, but since you've brought it up with your sick mind, I guess it'd be reasonable to say that in all probability, they'd most likely be hard...right?

    Oh, but you're the male orgy expert, here. I'll let you be the judge on that one.


    Of course, orgies involving your mom...I could definitely see those being soft.
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    I don't follow. And oh yes, another mom joke. HA! Classic. I'll just wwait for your boyfriend Yinka to show up with his sarcasim and mom joke.
     
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    boys, there's nothing soft in Shake's mom.

    it's like fucking an old baseball mit that has been left out in a barn for a couple of decades. Sure you can play with it but it'll probably end up doing some pretty serious damage.

    but to give credit where it's due - that lady is impresively wet 24/7.
     
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    I wish I could hit you, but then who would father your son.
     
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    I don't know why, but I hate it when guys wear flip-flops. It's just...weird.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (King Shake @ Jul 28 2008, 03:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I wish I could hit you, but then who would father your son.</div>

    if things with your mom keep going this well, i may be your father before too long.

    then again, you know what they say about making Shake's mom a housewife.
     
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    Why don't you tell us snook.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Jul 28 2008, 03:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I don't know why, but I hate it when guys wear flip-flops. It's just...weird.</div>
    [​IMG]

    I wear flip-flops a lot. That's how we do it in California
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Brian @ Jul 28 2008, 04:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Jul 28 2008, 03:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I don't know why, but I hate it when guys wear flip-flops. It's just...weird.</div>
    [​IMG]

    I wear flip-flops a lot. That's how we do it in California
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    Oh, yeah, well I guess that's normal. I mean, right by the ocean, beaches all around..

    I'm talkin about Central NY. It's just weird for me to see em
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Jul 28 2008, 05:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Brian @ Jul 28 2008, 04:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Jul 28 2008, 03:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I don't know why, but I hate it when guys wear flip-flops. It's just...weird.</div>
    [​IMG]

    I wear flip-flops a lot. That's how we do it in California
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    Oh, yeah, well I guess that's normal. I mean, right by the ocean, beaches all around..

    I'm talkin about Central NY. It's just weird for me to see em
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    i agree, i don't even have a pair of flip flop. Weird to me as well, then again, we are only like 200 miles away from each other so it's not too different
     

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