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    Stay away from Rod Benson's girlfriend.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Mar 25 2008, 11:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Stay away from Rod Benson's girlfriend.</div>
    But she is ready like spaghetti
     
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    Oh well in that case you may give her some more!
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>bg7freemoney (10:38:50 PM): Hello
    pokethatisslow (10:38:55 PM): hi
    bg7freemoney (10:39:09 PM): Can I ask you some questions.
    pokethatisslow (10:39:15 PM): yes
    bg7freemoney (10:39:30 PM): Now I want you to be honest with me, no lying.
    pokethatisslow (10:40:02 PM): ok
    bg7freemoney (10:40:25 PM): first off, what are you doing here?
    pokethatisslow (10:40:35 PM): what?
    pokethatisslow (10:40:42 PM): i am talking to you...
    bg7freemoney (10:41:02 PM): Yes, you are talking to me, but who were you originally here for?
    pokethatisslow (10:41:25 PM): What are you talking about
    pokethatisslow (10:41:28 PM): you just contacted me
    bg7freemoney (10:41:47 PM): Have you spoken to one oiatl3666
    pokethatisslow (10:42:26 PM): yes i did
    bg7freemoney (10:42:37 PM): What were you talking to him about?
    pokethatisslow (10:42:47 PM): probably about pokeclipse
    bg7freemoney (10:42:57 PM): Its time that you start being honest with me.
    bg7freemoney (10:43:01 PM): I have the chat log right here.
    pokethatisslow (10:43:33 PM): um
    pokethatisslow (10:43:34 PM): ok
    pokethatisslow (10:43:39 PM): i have the chat log as well
    bg7freemoney (10:43:46 PM): you were talking about the Russians.
    pokethatisslow (10:44:01 PM): yeah, he probably started talking about that
    bg7freemoney (10:44:32 PM): You said that the Russians might have pokemon.
    bg7freemoney (10:44:41 PM): You know, this type of talk is against the law.
    pokethatisslow (10:45:07 PM): oh no i am scared
    pokethatisslow (10:45:12 PM): hahah
    bg7freemoney (10:45:23 PM): What do you know about the Russians and the pokemon?
    pokethatisslow (10:45:34 PM): i know that you digifags keep trying to troll me
    bg7freemoney (10:46:33 PM): This is not about digifags. I denounce and reject digifatties myself.
    pokethatisslow (10:47:03 PM): have you ever heard of google?
    bg7freemoney (10:47:48 PM): Yes, I am well ahwere of google, it is definitely the best search engine bar none, much better than Yahoo.
    pokethatisslow (10:48:15 PM): did you know that if you put people's screen names into google, you can find out that they are from shitty basketball forums that keep trying to troll you over and over?
    bg7freemoney (10:48:58 PM): I am well aware of the powers of google.
    bg7freemoney (10:49:03 PM): I have never tried to flame you.
    pokethatisslow (10:49:16 PM): i never said you did...
    bg7freemoney (10:49:28 PM): You promised me when we started this talk that you would be honest with me, yet all you're doing is trying to deflect the questions, rather than give honest answers.
    pokethatisslow (10:49:54 PM): ....?
    bg7freemoney (10:50:09 PM): Now tell me everything you know about the Russians involvement with the Pokemon.
    pokethatisslow (10:50:37 PM): I already did
    bg7freemoney (10:50:43 PM): and it is?
    pokethatisslow (10:50:51 PM): you digifags keep trying to troll me
    bg7freemoney (10:51:08 PM): I have no involvement with the digifags, now I suggest you start answering the questions sir.
    bg7freemoney (10:51:11 PM): What are you trying to hide?
    pokethatisslow (10:51:40 PM): hold on
    pokethatisslow (10:51:46 PM): ill start talking to you agian when im done with this
    bg7freemoney (10:51:53 PM): Alright.
    bg7freemoney (10:51:56 PM): Fair enough.
    bg7freemoney (10:53:51 PM): So I have one large question for you. Are pokemon real?
    pokethatisslow (10:54:08 PM): is basketball real?
    bg7freemoney (10:54:43 PM): Basketball is not a thing. Basketball is a concept of a game.
    pokethatisslow (10:54:57 PM): then why do you love it so much
    bg7freemoney (10:56:01 PM): I am not in love with basketball. I enjoy playing basketball as it is a good form of cardiovascular exercise and good for competition.
    bg7freemoney (10:56:09 PM): But why did you not answer the question...are pokemon real?
    pokethatisslow (10:56:15 PM): yes
    bg7freemoney (10:56:23 PM): Are digimon real?
    pokethatisslow (10:56:35 PM): no
    bg7freemoney (10:57:07 PM): See, that is the answer I expected, since they are not. Yet if digimon aren't real, then why do you hate them so much?
    pokethatisslow (10:57:41 PM): because of what the represent
    bg7freemoney (10:57:53 PM): What do they represent?
    pokethatisslow (10:58:28 PM): lies and deception
    bg7freemoney (10:58:45 PM): One might say that the United States represents lies and deceptions.
    bg7freemoney (10:58:48 PM): Do you hate the United States?
    pokethatisslow (10:59:00 PM): the united states hasnt personally attacked me or my friends
    pokethatisslow (10:59:04 PM): so i dont hate the united states
    bg7freemoney (10:59:24 PM): Digimon haven't personally attacked you and your friends.
    bg7freemoney (11:00:17 PM): So why do you hate them if they haven't attacked you?
    pokethatisslow (11:00:42 PM): the fans have attacked me and my friends
    bg7freemoney (11:01:10 PM): So would you or would you not weare an American flag lapel pin?
    pokethatisslow (11:01:20 PM): it depends
    bg7freemoney (11:01:54 PM): You sir are unpatriotic, you should always were an American Flag Lapel pin.
    bg7freemoney (11:02:02 PM): Do you put your hand over your heart during the national anthem?
    pokethatisslow (11:02:06 PM): no
    bg7freemoney (11:02:13 PM): You are unpatriotic.
    pokethatisslow (11:02:20 PM): i dont like the patriots
    bg7freemoney (11:02:39 PM): No one likes the Patriots, but that is besides the point.
    bg7freemoney (11:02:52 PM): So have you ever seen a pokemon?
    pokethatisslow (11:02:55 PM): yeah
    pokethatisslow (11:02:58 PM): read the fucking forum
    pokethatisslow (11:03:04 PM): jesus christ
    bg7freemoney (11:03:10 PM): How old was this pokemon?
    pokethatisslow (11:03:32 PM): i dont know
    pokethatisslow (11:03:36 PM): im getting tired of this
    bg7freemoney (11:03:41 PM): You don't know the age of the pokemon.
    pokethatisslow (11:03:44 PM): it isnt even funny, or offensive
    bg7freemoney (11:03:49 PM): You do realize the pokemon was 13 years old.
    pokethatisslow (11:03:51 PM): this would be boring to read
    pokethatisslow (11:03:58 PM): are you going to post this?
    pokethatisslow (11:04:19 PM): the other guys didnt as soon as i started acting the way they didnt want
    pokethatisslow (11:04:26 PM): then they pretended that it never happened
    pokethatisslow (11:04:30 PM): are you going to do that?
    bg7freemoney (11:04:38 PM): I have no idea what you are talking about.
    pokethatisslow (11:04:49 PM): you do
    bg7freemoney (11:04:51 PM): Other guys...is that code word...is there a larger internet network of you guys.
    pokethatisslow (11:05:00 PM): jesus christ, google isnt hard to use
    pokethatisslow (11:05:17 PM): you arent cloaked by your screen name when you use it in more than one place
    bg7freemoney (11:05:26 PM): What are your measurements?
    pokethatisslow (11:05:59 PM): 0_0
    bg7freemoney (11:06:25 PM): Yes, that is a good picture of your man titties. That is what I expected...about Double D.
    bg7freemoney (11:06:46 PM): You need to get help man, Pokemon aren't real.
    pokethatisslow (11:06:49 PM): LMFAO
    pokethatisslow (11:06:50 PM): ROFLT
    pokethatisslow (11:06:52 PM): LOLOL
    pokethatisslow (11:06:55 PM): YOU GOT ME BAD
    bg7freemoney (11:07:06 PM): And by the way, does your name happen to be Jacob?
    pokethatisslow (11:07:27 PM): YES
    bg7freemoney (11:07:34 PM): Point proven.
    bg7freemoney (11:07:41 PM): Now you do realize pokemon aren't real.
    pokethatisslow (11:07:56 PM): how would that make me realize pokemon arent real
    bg7freemoney (11:09:23 PM): See Pokemon was just part of a larger US Conspiracy. It all started back during World War 2 when the USA and Soviet Union emerged as the super powers post war. Japan was under US control. Under US control, the CIA propagated Pokemon out of Japan.
    bg7freemoney (11:10:45 PM): The CIA made it sound like the Russians had Pokemon, and were willing to use them, in a war of misinformation. In reality, this was just a ploy, so the United States government could secretly create and deploy Digimon to take out the Soviet Union. Digimon shot down a satellite this year already. The United States is ready to deploy a full Digimon invasion over Russia.
    pokethatisslow (11:11:41 PM): So where do the pokemon fit in
    bg7freemoney (11:12:22 PM): The pokemon are just an imaginary enemy. There is no enemy. Russia is aiming for peace, but the United States wants to use their Digimon to mantain their status as a hegemon.
    pokethatisslow (11:12:32 PM): but thats impossible
    pokethatisslow (11:12:38 PM): i know there are pokemon out there
    bg7freemoney (11:12:47 PM): They're all in your head.
    bg7freemoney (11:12:55 PM): Thats what all the other people that ended up on To Catch a Predator said.
    pokethatisslow (11:13:16 PM): i think i missed that episode?
    pokethatisslow (11:13:25 PM): when was it
    bg7freemoney (11:13:48 PM): It was a special section on the second episode of Predator Raw
    bg7freemoney (11:14:23 PM): See, you and your comrades are mistaken. What you call pokemon are really underaged girls.
    bg7freemoney (11:14:26 PM): It is against the law.
    bg7freemoney (11:15:02 PM): You guys show up, think your going to play around with Pikachu, but this is just a figment of your imagination...you are just seeing a pikachu, while in reality, that is an underaged girl.
    pokethatisslow (11:15:49 PM): im glad i never caught scyther then...
    bg7freemoney (11:16:30 PM): You couldn't even if you wanted to.
    bg7freemoney (11:16:41 PM): You couldn't seal the deal, you didn't have the pokeballs to.
    bg7freemoney (11:16:59 PM): Now sir, I'm done with you. You may leave when you want.</div>
     
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    There retarded and this has to do something mentally no way in hell does a normal kid think pokemon are real.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>bg7freemoney (11:02:13 PM): You are unpatriotic.
    pokethatisslow (11:02:20 PM): i dont like the patriots
    bg7freemoney (11:02:39 PM): No one likes the Patriots, but that is besides the point.</div>

    LOL that was awesome, although it would have been great if you really stuck to the Predator theme rather than reference it. bravo!
     
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    Honestly, I'm getting the feeling that y'all are just harassing some dudes are being sarcastic about the whole thing too, thereby making you the fools.

    If that's the case, it'd be similar to the Nation of Islam Sports Blog.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Chutney @ Mar 26 2008, 12:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Honestly, I'm getting the feeling that y'all are just harassing some dudes are being sarcastic about the whole thing too, thereby making you the fools.

    If that's the case, it'd be similar to the Nation of Islam Sports Blog.</div>

    Don't get me started on the Islamic religion.

    I've had to do a 3 page essay (I know, easy) on the Islamic leaders, and while reading about it, I've found that it makes zero sense to me. And, to be honest, it sounds dumb as hell.

    Basically, some guy claims he's receiving messages from God, and everyone just believes it. No proof or anything. Riiiiight.

    Oh well, at least the pillars of Islam all have good intentions.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Mar 26 2008, 12:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>bg7freemoney (11:02:13 PM): You are unpatriotic.
    pokethatisslow (11:02:20 PM): i dont like the patriots
    bg7freemoney (11:02:39 PM): No one likes the Patriots, but that is besides the point.</div>

    LOL that was awesome, although it would have been great if you really stuck to the Predator theme rather than reference it. bravo!
    </div>

    Yeah, I thought that was money haha.
    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>bg7freemoney (10:56:09 PM): But why did you not answer the question...are pokemon real?
    pokethatisslow (10:56:15 PM): yes
    bg7freemoney (10:56:23 PM): Are digimon real?
    pokethatisslow (10:56:35 PM): no
    bg7freemoney (10:57:07 PM): See, that is the answer I expected, since they are not. Yet if digimon aren't real, then why do you hate them so much?
    pokethatisslow (10:57:41 PM): because of what the represent
    bg7freemoney (10:57:53 PM): What do they represent?
    pokethatisslow (10:58:28 PM): lies and deception
    bg7freemoney (10:58:45 PM): One might say that the United States represents lies and deceptions.
    bg7freemoney (10:58:48 PM): Do you hate the United States?</div>

    That had me dying, too. Kudos, BG7.

    Oh, and Chutney: Check out the last video o.iatl posted up somewhere in this thread. Does that girl really sound like she's trying to play everyone?? "I swore, I hope my parents didn't hear me" hahaha
     
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    Yea man, I got that impression from the video. Especially at the end where she just sounds like she's fake crying.

    I read one thread from there, where these two dudes were pretending that they had used technological breakthrough (basically, they made up words that sounded technical) to get a camera into the pokeworld and take a couple pictures. These were some really obvious photoshopped stuff that was making all these posters worked up. I figured it was a couple dudes having fun screwing around with these nutjobs (like you guys are), but then one of their mods started agreeing with them and kept up the charade with the same made up words. I saw a couple ones like that, where it seemed really obvious that almost everyone was being sarcastic and was in on the joke. I think there's a bunch of dumbass teens and nutjobs on the site who actually believe that stuff or want to, but I think most of them are just laughing their asses off like us.

    btw, that Nation of Islam site isn't what you think it is.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><h3 class="post-title entry-title"> Paradise Found: Righteous Victory in the Center Of Evil </h3> The picture says it all.

    A smiling Original Man in Carolina Blue.

    Two exasperated pawns of the Devil.

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    LOL the "original man" had me in stitches.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Mar 25 2008, 06:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I don't know what's worse, the kids on the site who are using some inner dislike for Russians to manpulate the ideology of the members of that forum or all of you dumbos</div>

    x2
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Mar 26 2008, 12:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Don't get me started on the Islamic religion.

    I've had to do a 3 page essay (I know, easy) on the Islamic leaders, and while reading about it, I've found that it makes zero sense to me. And, to be honest, it sounds dumb as hell.

    Basically, some guy claims he's receiving messages from God, and everyone just believes it. No proof or anything. Riiiiight.

    Oh well, at least the pillars of Islam all have good intentions.</div>

    don't get you started on Islam? get started on what? i'd like to see what you have to say about it.

    religion is based off faith and what you believe, so just because it doesn't make sense to you doesn't mean it's dumb. maybe it's on another level that you can't comprehend?

    "some guy claims he's receiving messages from God...No proof or anything"
    why are you singling out Islam?

    but at least the pillars have good intentions!
     
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    I've really never found much personal gain from religion. After being raised a Unitarian Universalist (and currently holding those beliefs) I haven't found anything besides what's found in science to give substantial meaning, nor have I needed any form of moral guidance besides what was passed down from my parents.

    Still, if there is one religion that I think could offer anything to me (besides the general views of religion I've developed by being UU), I think it's Baha'i. I was talking to a friend of mine about how the concept of spirituality has definitions explained by psychology and religion, and in the conversation I was very impressed that Baha'i included general life values (specifically education) instead of typical credos.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (THE DADDY @ Mar 26 2008, 02:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Mar 26 2008, 12:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Don't get me started on the Islamic religion.

    I've had to do a 3 page essay (I know, easy) on the Islamic leaders, and while reading about it, I've found that it makes zero sense to me. And, to be honest, it sounds dumb as hell.

    Basically, some guy claims he's receiving messages from God, and everyone just believes it. No proof or anything. Riiiiight.

    Oh well, at least the pillars of Islam all have good intentions.</div>

    don't get you started on Islam? get started on what? i'd like to see what you have to say about it.

    religion is based off faith and what you believe, so just because it doesn't make sense to you doesn't mean it's dumb. maybe it's on another level that you can't comprehend?

    "some guy claims he's receiving messages from God...No proof or anything"
    why are you singling out Islam?

    but at least the pillars have good intentions!
    </div>

    I'm singling out Islam because I had to do an essay on it. And I do realize that this is the same way with nearly every religion.

    I wasn't saying there that the concept of a religion is dumb. What's dumb is the fact that people are told something, and don't question it. They just believe what they are told. When you take a step back and look at everything, that's how it is with so many things. And it's pretty ridiculous. (Then again, I guess I was saying the concept of religion is dumb, because that's basically what it is.)

    I also do realize that the pillars do have good intentions (and actually pointed that out many times when talking to my friend about it). I realize that Muhammed had some good intentions (whether he was sane or not). I also realize that, with no intention, he created a religion that has turned out a whole shit load of killing (and I do realize that the same can be said about other religions, though). I just did a whole essay on all the deaths resulting from the creation of Islam. And it's just really annoying me.

    Damn, it's so hard to type out my thoughts so that they make sense right now. I'm so tired and worn out from a long day. If I didn't make sense with anything in here, please point it out.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Mar 26 2008, 02:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I've really never found much personal gain from religion. After being raised a Unitarian Universalist (and currently holding those beliefs) I haven't found anything besides what's found in science to give substantial meaning, nor have I needed any form of moral guidance besides what was passed down from my parents.

    Still, if there is one religion that I think could offer anything to me (besides the general views of religion I've developed by being UU), I think it's Baha'i. I was talking to a friend of mine about how the concept of spirituality has definitions explained by psychology and religion, and in the conversation I was very impressed that Baha'i included general life values (specifically education) instead of typical credos.</div>

    I hate you more and more by the day.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Mar 26 2008, 02:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm singling out Islam because I had to do an essay on it. And I do realize that this is the same way with nearly every religion.

    I wasn't saying there that the concept of a religion is dumb. What's dumb is the fact that people are told something, and don't question it. They just believe what they are told. When you take a step back and look at everything, that's how it is with so many things. And it's pretty ridiculous. (Then again, I guess I was saying the concept of religion is dumb, because that's basically what it is.)

    I also do realize that the pillars do have good intentions (and actually pointed that out many times when talking to my friend about it). I realize that Muhammed had some good intentions (whether he was sane or not). I also realize that, with no intention, he created a religion that has turned out a whole shit load of killing (and I do realize that the same can be said about other religions, though). I just did a whole essay on all the deaths resulting from the creation of Islam. And it's just really annoying me.

    Damn, it's so hard to type out my thoughts so that they make sense right now. I'm so tired and worn out from a long day. If I didn't make sense with anything in here, please point it out.</div>

    "Muhammed [sic] had some good intentions (whether he was sane or not)"

    he had some good intentions? what bad intentions did he have? oh yah, to make a religion that will lead to killings and death!
    what evidence is there that he is insane? that he talked to god? i can only imagine what you'd be saying if he was talking to a burning bush.


    so you're writing an essay about how Islam is accountable for death? sounds awesome.
     

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