What is some gross stuff you do/have done?</p> </p> </p> I do this joke on friends where I unzip my pants, pull my ball skin out(doesnt hurt at all) walk up to somebody and go "damnit, I sat in some gum".</p> </p> </p> Its funny when they find out it isnt gum </p>
I watched the Redskins-Giants game today and caught myself rooting for the Giants. Something just doesn't sit right with me </p>
I've thought about doing a chick up the butt, had the opportunity to but I didn't, thank God I didn't. I was tipsy when I had the opportunity.</p> I love when chicks play with my balls...is that nasty? I love it.</p>
i pooped out green a few times. like really green, almost color of the grass green. it was after eating captain crunch with this special edition powder stuff that turned milk green. it was crazy.</p>
I came in a water bottle that this douche bag wanted me to get for him. He drank it. Still doesn't know.</p>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NTC)</div><div class='quotemain'>Made out with a fat chick.</div></p> Hey, fat girls need loving to, More cushin for the pushin.</p> I once told a girl I was done, then she took it out of her mouth, then I came all over her face. I didn't kiss ger or look at her after.</p> </p>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake)</div><div class='quotemain'></p> or look at her after.</p> </div></p> now THAT is the funniest part of this post! Bravo, sir.</p> </p>
