Gross Stuff

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    What is some gross stuff you do/have done?</p>

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    I do this joke on friends where I unzip my pants, pull my ball skin out(doesnt hurt at all) walk up to somebody and go "damnit, I sat in some gum".</p>

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    Its funny when they find out it isnt gum </p>
     
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    I watched the Redskins-Giants game today and caught myself rooting for the Giants. Something just doesn't sit right with me </p>
     
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    I've thought about doing a chick up the butt, had the opportunity to but I didn't, thank God I didn't. I was tipsy when I had the opportunity.</p>

    I love when chicks play with my balls...is that nasty? I love it.</p>
     
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    Well once I tasted dog food.It's really nasty but I ended up with 50 dollars.</p>
     
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    I found a dead bee in 1st grade, ground it up, and ate it. Yup.</p>
     
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    I peed in a water bottle once and threw it on my friend. Never talked to him again.</p>
     
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    i pooped out green a few times. like really green, almost color of the grass green. it was after eating captain crunch with this special edition powder stuff that turned milk green. it was crazy.</p>
     
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    I came in a water bottle that this douche bag wanted me to get for him. He drank it. Still doesn't know.</p>
     
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    Threw a rotten egg at my grandma.She never knew it was me.</p>
     
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    Wow. That's not cool </p>
     
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    Made out with a fat chick.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NTC)</div><div class='quotemain'>Made out with a fat chick.</div></p>

    Hey, fat girls need loving to, More cushin for the pushin.</p>

    I once told a girl I was done, then she took it out of her mouth, then I came all over her face. I didn't kiss ger or look at her after.</p>

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    or look at her after.</p>

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    now THAT is the funniest part of this post! Bravo, sir.</p>

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