What is in Dumpy's Attic?

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What is in Dumpy's Attic?

  1. Mouse/mice

    19.2%
  2. Rat(s)

    11.5%
  3. Squirrel(s)

    11.5%
  4. Opossum(s)

    11.5%
  5. Snake(s)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Raccoon(s)

    7.7%
  7. Nothing; he is imagining things.

    11.5%
  8. Manatee(s)

    3.8%
  9. All Of The Above

    23.1%
  1. Netted

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    I had squirrels once. Pain in the ass. In Florida I would say citrus rats are a good possibility.
     
  2. FOMW

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    Hmm. I'd bet the drain holes at the roof line are a prime place of ingress for tile roofs, with entrance into the attic possible at vent openings. I'm going with squirrels.
     
  3. J.S

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    ghosts, or more specifically, rat ghosts.
     
  4. Dumpy

    Dumpy Yi-ha!!

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    exterminator came today in my absence. The correct answer is . . .

    either a "Norway rat" or a "roof rat." Congrats to those who voted for the rat! I'll go with a "roof rat," since my ten-second research tells me that Norway Rats live closer to the water, and roof rats like to eat fruit (we have some fruit trees; i have to remember to remove the fruit that falls on the ground).

    He thinks there is just one, not a family. He has set traps. I say, let's just catch the snake and put it up in the attic for a few days.

    FOMW, he says that the rat probably entered through the "AC chase" if that means anything. No idea what that is.

    BTW, now there is a lizard in the house, and mrs. dumpy is freaking out. IT'S JUST A LIZARD.
     
  5. ghoti

    ghoti A PhD in Horribleness

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    Mrs. Dumpy ever wonder aloud if San Diego and Massachusetts feature the same "vermin as houseguests" component as lovely Western Florida?
     
  6. Dumpy

    Dumpy Yi-ha!!

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    what a great question. She hasn't so wondered. I'll ask her what she thinks, though.

    Even the six-year-old knows how to catch the lizards!
     
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    Anne Frank??
     
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    :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:
     
  9. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    I'd like to change my vote to "rat". Thanks to whichever mod does this for me!
     
  10. bbwMax

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    Lol I've just realised how Wrong the Anne Frank Comment was.
     
  11. Dumpy

    Dumpy Yi-ha!!

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    Maybe you meant Lawrence Frank.

    Three roof rats trapped so far.
     
  12. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    a democRAT?
     
  13. Dumpy

    Dumpy Yi-ha!!

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    Maybe--they hate snakes, love pork, and are taking over the entire house.
     
  14. Denny Crane

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    One party rule, gotta love it. Just like in the old USSR or Cuba.
     
  15. Dumpy

    Dumpy Yi-ha!!

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    however, they are being entrapped and removed from the premises. This last one I named "William Jefferson."
     
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    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Interestingly, William Jefferson Clinton is another fellow.
     
  17. Dumpy

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    These rats were killed, and can't return.
     
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    William Jefferson is likely to get a promotion to a better committee chairmanship. Go figure.
     
  19. Dumpy

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    If you want to turn this into a political thread, we better take it to the Blazers OT forum where it belongs.
     
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    Nets OT is fine with me. Nets need all the posts they can get to stay ahead of the Blazers.
     

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