Nah, they usually just pump themselves. (like HCP on the road, while we all take turns getting pumped by his wife!!)
Uh no. I didn't know she had a strap on. Sounds like you two have too much (gay) fun. Whatever floats your boat - I ain't here to judge.
I'm thinking you, HCP, Ms. HCP, Kingspeed, Mags DMT and a strap on. Oh and MM in the closet watching.
You made many sister jokes, one guy got into the spirit and cracked about your wife, someone else joined in, and then, it was on!!! I pretty much stay out of it, but every few months I think of a line that I just have to post. As I've told you before--when will you ever learn--before you fly away to parts unknown, LEAVE THE FUCKIN CEREAL OUT ON THE COUNTER WHERE I CAN FIND IT IN THE MORNING.