"I'm nothing now"

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  1. SnakeOiler

    SnakeOiler Dirty tricks

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    wow, this forum sucks. a bunch of narcissists pumping each other.
     
  2. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Deal with it.
    :pimp:
     
  3. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    I bet you wear a helmet because you're hairless.
     
  4. PapaG

    PapaG Banned User BANNED

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    Well ... duh.

    You did forget the attacking each other part, though, you narcissist!
     
  5. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    so i was supposed to get pumped by someone? ripoff
     
  6. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Nah, they usually just pump themselves.

    (like HCP on the road, while we all take turns getting pumped by his wife!!)
     
  7. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    You're the reason she has that strap on?
     
  8. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I would love to find the very first post about my wife!
     
  9. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Which bathroom wall are you going to look for it on?

    "For a good time call Mrs HCP 503-NEP-EASY"
     
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  10. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Uh no. I didn't know she had a strap on. Sounds like you two have too much (gay) fun. Whatever floats your boat - I ain't here to judge.
     
  11. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    You're the one talking about getting pumped by his wife
     
  12. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, by her hand on my cawk. What are you thinking of?
     
  13. The_Lillard_King

    The_Lillard_King Westside

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    I'm thinking you, HCP, Ms. HCP, Kingspeed, Mags DMT and a strap on. Oh and MM in the closet watching. :D
     
  14. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    You made many sister jokes, one guy got into the spirit and cracked about your wife, someone else joined in, and then, it was on!!!

    I pretty much stay out of it, but every few months I think of a line that I just have to post.

    As I've told you before--when will you ever learn--before you fly away to parts unknown, LEAVE THE FUCKIN CEREAL OUT ON THE COUNTER WHERE I CAN FIND IT IN THE MORNING.
     
  15. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    You have some sick fantasies. But hey man, I ain't here to judge. Whatever gets you going...
     
  16. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    mmmmm this thread took a turn for the awesome
     

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