OT Let's say Olshey quits and Paul hires S2 Associate GMs

BonesJones · Jul 28, 2015

What would each guys job be?
Cap expert: Denny Crane
Public Speaker: ??
Intl Prospects Expert: Rastapopoulos
US Prospects Expert: Fez Hammersticks
Comedic Relief: damianllillard
ESPN Press Relations Manager: jprlk
NBA "Under-The-Radar" Expert: ??
Trade Negotiater: ??
Scapegoat: MAGS

What else??

I think we could put together either a pretty well functioning front office or one that turns into a fight club.

magnifier661 · Jul 28, 2015

BonesJones said:
What would each guys job be?
Cap expert: Denny Crane
Public Speaker: ??
Intl Prospects Expert: Rastapopoulos
US Prospects Expert: Fez Hammersticks
Comedic Relief: damianllillard
ESPN Press Relations Manager: jprlk
NBA "Under-The-Radar" Expert: ??
Trade Negotiater: ??
Scapegoat: MAGS

What else??

I think we could put together either a pretty well functioning front office or one that turns into a fight club.

I think Denny, RR7, 88 and Brian can manage all cap concerns.

I be the GOAT YO!

JfizzleBlazer · Jul 28, 2015

Biggest dong in the room : jfizzleraider

Smallest dong in the room : slypokerdog

BonesJones · Jul 28, 2015

magnifier661 said:
I think Denny, RR7, 88 and Brian can manage all cap concerns.

I be the GOAT YO!

a couple of them could be the contact managers in relation to getting the most out of the cap!
The players need a homie in the front office, I volunteer!

RR7 · Jul 28, 2015

Denny's our cap expert? Why not just hire Khan?

magnifier661 · Jul 28, 2015

I think we need to nominate @BigGameDamian for trade negotiations. He would just tell all other GMs that our players are untouchable

EL PRESIDENTE · Jul 28, 2015

I'll be the one to hook prospective free agents up with some ladies in the Orgy Suite.

oldfisherman · Jul 28, 2015

The job of Moda Center quality control beer inspector is open.

To apply, send your application along with a $10 processing fee to my PayPal account. The job will go to the poster that submits the most applications.

HomerLovesKoolAid · Jul 28, 2015

BlazerWookee: Moda Center Coors Light Consumption Analyst.

santeesioux · Jul 28, 2015

I'll be the chief diversity officer.

Spud147 · Jul 28, 2015

EL PRESIDENTE said:
I'll be the one to hook prospective free agents up with some ladies in the Orgy Suite.

Well then I guess I'll be in charge of the "sensitivity" training because we're obviously going to need it.

ripcityboy · Jul 28, 2015

I'm for cleaning up players messes for sure. Paranoid worrying, lowered career expectations, backstabbing..... right up my alley.

Nikolokolus · Jul 28, 2015

HailBlazers · Jul 28, 2015

EL PRESIDENTE said:
I'll be the one to hook prospective free agents up with some ladies in the Orgy Suite.

EL PRESIDENTE : DIRECTOR OF PARTY FAVORS

HomerLovesKoolAid · Jul 28, 2015

Dibs on Blazer Dancer Bikini Line Inspector.

ripcityboy · Jul 28, 2015

HailBlazers said:
EL PRESIDENTE : DIRECTOR OF PARTY FAVORS

A lawyer once told me he had a client who actually tried to write off cocaine as a business expense.

PtldPlatypus · Jul 28, 2015

Bfw owns the cap expert position.
I'll take press conference duties.
Clearly onelifetolive is our trade negotiator, based on his analysis of the Haywood deal.

barfo · Jul 28, 2015

HomerLovesKoolAid said:
Dibs on Blazer Dancer Bikini Line Inspector.

You mean genital wart inspector?

barfo

BonesJones · Jul 28, 2015

PtldPlatypus said:
Bfw owns the cap expert position.
I'll take press conference duties.
Clearly onelifetolive is our trade negotiator, based on his analysis of the Haywood deal.

And what about me?

magnifier661 · Jul 28, 2015

BonesJones said:
And what about me?

Sorry we traded you to the Lakers for 2035-2036 2nd rounders

ripcityboy · Jul 28, 2015

BonesJones said:
And what about me?

Remember that Woody Allen joke, "I would never want to be a member of a club that would want me as a member?" That would apply to the Trail Blazers roster this year too.

OneLifeToLive · Jul 28, 2015

PtldPlatypus said:
Bfw owns the cap expert position.
I'll take press conference duties.
Clearly onelifetolive is our trade negotiator, based on his analysis of the Haywood deal.

You like thee ol get lost technique??

Figured you would!

PtldPlatypus · Jul 28, 2015

BonesJones said:
And what about me?

Intrahierarchical intercommunications liaison.

BigGameDamian · Jul 28, 2015

Hire a fan to be the GM? Never mix business with pleasure. It will backfire.

OneLifeToLive · Jul 28, 2015

BigGameDamian said:
Hire a fan? Never mix business with pleasure. It will backfire.

Nonsense, you would be terrific

BonesJones · Jul 28, 2015

BigGameDamian said:
Hire a fan to be the GM? Never mix business with pleasure. It will backfire.

Not a fan.. fans

OneLifeToLive · Jul 28, 2015

42n8bounce can handle sal cap duties.

He already does.

magnifier661 · Jul 28, 2015

The funny thing about this thread is there are some that actually think they could run a team

oldfisherman · Jul 28, 2015

BigGameDamian for complaint dept. trainee.

magnifier661 · Jul 28, 2015

oldfisherman said:
BigGameDamian for complaint dept. trainee.

@BigGameDamian should be the OFFICIAL BLAZER SPELL CHECKER

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