OT Let's say Olshey quits and Paul hires S2 Associate GMs

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  1. BonesJones

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    What would each guys job be?
    Cap expert: Denny Crane
    Public Speaker: ??
    Intl Prospects Expert: Rastapopoulos
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    Scapegoat: MAGS

    What else??

    I think we could put together either a pretty well functioning front office or one that turns into a fight club.
     
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    I think Denny, RR7, 88 and Brian can manage all cap concerns.

    I be the GOAT YO!
     
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    a couple of them could be the contact managers in relation to getting the most out of the cap!
    The players need a homie in the front office, I volunteer!
     
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    Denny's our cap expert? Why not just hire Khan?
     
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    I think we need to nominate @BigGameDamian for trade negotiations. He would just tell all other GMs that our players are untouchable
     
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    I'll be the one to hook prospective free agents up with some ladies in the Orgy Suite.
     
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    Well then I guess I'll be in charge of the "sensitivity" training because we're obviously going to need it. :cleanup:
     
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    I'm for cleaning up players messes for sure. Paranoid worrying, lowered career expectations, backstabbing..... right up my alley.
     
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    Bfw owns the cap expert position.
    I'll take press conference duties.
    Clearly onelifetolive is our trade negotiator, based on his analysis of the Haywood deal.
     
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    You mean genital wart inspector?

    barfo
     
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    And what about me?
     
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