Game Thread Oregon Ducks vs TCU Horned Frogs, 2016 Alamo Bowl!

Perhaps?

 

Yeah bitch fret pass for -2! Best pass for a loss ever!

 

Read: probably not.

 

So the plan is to run the clock out...

 

It's like we don't know how to play football

 

We're gonna lose this game. We have zero offense.

 

Good plan given our resources

 

I guess it's entirely up to the defense to win us this game.

 

It matches our zero defense.

 

Why does it look like our backup center has never snapped a ball in his life?

 

Doug fucking Brenner, what have you been practicing all this time? You can't even snap the fucking ball? This bitch had better not be our center next year.

 

hahahahahaaaaaachrist.

 

Can you lie on a sports scholarship application like lying on a resume?

 

The quarterback of his high school team was actually a dachshund.

 

He created some fake highlight videos and everything.

 

I hope Lockie realizes now that it was never his job to lose, and that he has no business as a starting QB.

 

Or as a backup apparently.

 

We'll find out it was his brother playing in the clips...

 

Shit now I'm rooting for TCU...