Game Thread Oregon Ducks vs TCU Horned Frogs, 2016 Alamo Bowl!

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  1. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Perhaps?
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Yeah bitch fret pass for -2! Best pass for a loss ever!
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Read: probably not.
     
  4. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    So the plan is to run the clock out...
     
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    It's like we don't know how to play football
     
  6. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    We're gonna lose this game. We have zero offense.
     
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    Good plan given our resources
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I guess it's entirely up to the defense to win us this game.
     
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    It matches our zero defense.
     
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    Who is Lo Snap and why do the announcers keep saying his name?
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Why does it look like our backup center has never snapped a ball in his life?
     
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    Doug fucking Brenner, what have you been practicing all this time? You can't even snap the fucking ball? This bitch had better not be our center next year.
     
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    hahahahahaaaaaachrist.
     
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    Can you lie on a sports scholarship application like lying on a resume?
     
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    The quarterback of his high school team was actually a dachshund.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    He created some fake highlight videos and everything.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I hope Lockie realizes now that it was never his job to lose, and that he has no business as a starting QB.
     
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    Or as a backup apparently.
     
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    We'll find out it was his brother playing in the clips...
     
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    Shit now I'm rooting for TCU...
     

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