I've shot down maybe 10000 helicopters. I still line them up when I see them. http://bf3stats.com/stats_ps3/Bodyman5001#ps3
@bodyman5000 seems like a niece fellow, but hardly inclined to hide. From what I hear, hiding would be difficult.
The auto body repair thing is just a ruse. He performs five days a week at Harrahs. https://www.caesars.com/harrahs-las-vegas/shows/big-elvis#.W7EQcWhKiUk
I was really trying to come up with a response to match your faux smugness, but I didn't want to lower myself to your level.