Notice fat nurk is back !!!

Mr. Robot · Oct 26, 2020

Rastapopoulos · Oct 26, 2020

Looks like he went for Be Different and not Be Better.

Rastapopoulos · Oct 26, 2020

I'm kidding. You can't tell much from that picture. Where was it taken, anyway?

JDC · Oct 26, 2020

Working with Phil Beckner...nice!

Natebishop3 · Oct 26, 2020

I worry that Nurk is still depressed from his grandmother passing.

Rastapopoulos · Oct 26, 2020

JDC said:
Working with Phil Beckner...nice!

Who he?

damianlillard · Oct 26, 2020

If anything he look stronger to me, not fatter. Nurkic been working way too hard to get fat again

RR7 · Oct 26, 2020

Rastapopoulos said:
Who he?

Guy that works with Dame.

I think this is just a bad picture with a billowing shirt, not fat nurk.

THE HCP · Oct 26, 2020

Put on 50 lbs at least!

riverman · Oct 26, 2020

THE HCP said:
Put on 50 lbs at least!

where did you put it?

THE HCP · Oct 26, 2020

riverman said:
where did you put it?

Low hanging fruit sir....... you are better than this.

riverman · Oct 26, 2020

THE HCP said:
Low hanging fruit sir....... you are better than this.

when you lob a softball like that...I'm gonna hit it over the fence bro!

THE HCP · Oct 26, 2020

And for your info...... since March 11th when all this started, I have gone through quit a transformation.
Weighed myself this afternoon and I'm down........ 3 lbs!
I didn't have lunch today, so maybe that's the difference, I don't know. But I won't let your cheap shots take away the little pride I have in this.

riverman · Oct 26, 2020

THE HCP said:
And for your info...... since March 11th when all this started, I have gone through quit a transformation.
Weighed myself this afternoon and I'm down........ 3 lbs!
I didn't have lunch today, so maybe that's the difference, I don't know. But I won't let your cheap shots take away the little pride I have in this.

3 lbs...that's about 4 bucks US right?

theprunetang · Oct 26, 2020

riverman said:
3 lbs...that's about 4 bucks US right?

That's 1 Burrito.

THE HCP · Oct 26, 2020

theprunetang said:
That's 1 Burrito.

Even YOU bro?

Rastapopoulos · Oct 26, 2020

THE HCP said:
Weighed myself this afternoon and I'm down........ 3 lbs!

Yes, I always like to take a giant dump in the morning, too. It's the coffee you know.

Rastapopoulos · Oct 26, 2020

THE HCP said:
Low hanging fruit sir.......

Your testicles now weigh 50lbs!?!?

THE HCP · Oct 26, 2020

@SlyPokerDog they are fat shaming me again! You told me to tell you when it started up!

Labinot41 · Oct 26, 2020

Fat Nurk is much better than slim Nurk

RR7 · Oct 26, 2020

We only saw slim Nurk for 8 regular season games, where he put up 18/10/4/2/1.4. That's better than any other Nurk. He needs to keep slim

Rastapopoulos · Oct 26, 2020

Nurk thought the O on the poster said "OutWEIGH the competition"

BLAZINGGIANTS · Oct 26, 2020

Y’all should ease up on HCP.

Not his fault there haven’t been a lot of landscaping jobs as folks budgets are tight due to COVID and thus he is less active.

Have some sympathy, FAMS!

1 Eye Jack · Oct 26, 2020

RR7 said:
Guy that works with Dame.

I think this is just a bad picture with a billowing shirt, not fat nurk.

Impressive use of the word “billowing”

Rastapopoulos · Oct 27, 2020

1 Eye Jack said:
Impressive use of the word “billowing”

I would've gone with "majestically unfurled"

THE HCP · Oct 27, 2020

BLAZINGGIANTS said:
Y’all should ease up on HCP.

Not his fault there haven’t been a lot of landscaping jobs as folks budgets are tight due to COVID and thus he is less active.

Have some sympathy, FAMS!

See this homie feels my pain.

riverman · Oct 27, 2020

THE HCP said:
See this homie feels my pain.

not to rain on your parade homie but you might want to go back to push mowers and give the riding mower a break!

BLAZINGGIANTS · Oct 27, 2020

THE HCP said:
See this homie feels my pain.

I also feel the COVID-19. Too much food and beverage, not enough activity, FAMS!

PDXFonz · Oct 27, 2020

THE HCP said:
And for your info...... since March 11th when all this started, I have gone through quit a transformation.
Weighed myself this afternoon and I'm down........ 3 lbs!
I didn't have lunch today, so maybe that's the difference, I don't know. But I won't let your cheap shots take away the little pride I have in this.

Get it FAMS

BLAZINGGIANTS · Oct 27, 2020

PDXFonz said:
Get it FAMS

FAMS transformation means he went from round to square.

FAMS!

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