Notice fat nurk is back !!!

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  1. RR7

    RR7 Well-Known Member

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    We only saw slim Nurk for 8 regular season games, where he put up 18/10/4/2/1.4. That's better than any other Nurk. He needs to keep slim
     
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    Nurk thought the O on the poster said "OutWEIGH the competition"
     
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    Y’all should ease up on HCP.

    Not his fault there haven’t been a lot of landscaping jobs as folks budgets are tight due to COVID and thus he is less active.

    Have some sympathy, FAMS!
     
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    Impressive use of the word “billowing”
     
  5. Rastapopoulos

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    I would've gone with "majestically unfurled"
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    See this homie feels my pain.
     
  7. riverman

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    not to rain on your parade homie but you might want to go back to push mowers and give the riding mower a break!
     
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    I also feel the COVID-19. Too much food and beverage, not enough activity, FAMS!
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Get it FAMS
     
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    FAMS transformation means he went from round to square.

    FAMS!
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I would post a before and after for you guys, but I can’t tell which is which!
    #FAMSformation
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    #BAM
     
  13. Rastapopoulos

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    If you look at the other 2 pictures in that post, it look like he gotten stronger which is good news
     
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    I know their games are different but I really think Nurk has a goal to be better than Jokic. I also think that goal is attainable, he can be the better finisher around the hoop, he can get that three pointer falling, he can be a different kind of facilitator than Joker but a very effective one, he can be the better defender too. The fact is Nurk has a lot of areas where it's easy to see a path for him to improve, whereas I think unless he improves his conditioning and physique Joker has hit his ceiling and it's a very high ceiling. I know he hasn't yet but I just have a feeling that if Nurk changes his mentality he can be a not too poor man's Shaq with more skills. If Nurk made it a goal to lead the league in dunks and at the same time shoot the three above 35%, even if he didn't achieve the most dunks he would be right there with Joker and Embiid as the best true center in the game.
     
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    tykendo Don't Tread On PDX

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    Tool is just holding his gut in and got a fake and bake tan like his butt buddy.
     
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